I know what I said, y'all's angst feeds me.
This would all be easier if you all just agreed with me, the always correct person.
A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.
Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:
If you made it this far, showerthoughts is accepting new mods. This community is generally tame so its not a lot of work, but having a few more mods would help reports get addressed a little sooner.
Whats it like to be a mod? Reports just show up as messages in your Lemmy inbox, and if a different mod has already addressed the report, the message goes away and you never worry about it.
I know what I said, y'all's angst feeds me.
This would all be easier if you all just agreed with me, the always correct person.
If I'm ever wrong. I delete that comment and pretend it didn't happen. Or if someone actually makes a good counter argument I just go "meh, don't feel like replying" and leave them unread. I do the worst crime. I'll be 10 replies in and I won't even downvote their last comment to let them know I read it. I'm sure it's infuriating.
I might not always be right, but I'm never wrong
I'm pretty excited to see and check what gained traction
Usually its when I either offend the libs on world or the fake leftists on ml/hexbear. Sometimes if I'm particularly skilled I piss off both of them at the exact same time (usually by advocating for true liberation for the working class not under a so called "vanguard" but by and for the workers themselves)
Half the time you just have to say "Fuck Tankies" or "Vote DNC" and you'll get 4, 10, or even 20 of the most cookie cutter responses you've ever seen in your life.
My first thought is always "Must be Nicole the Fediverse chick again" 😂
I assume the right-wing propaganda planners have decided they need to counter something I said
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN BENT OVER BY BIGFOOT WHEN EXPLORING THE WOOD AND MISTAKEN FOR A MATE. THEN LEFT THERE LAYING OUT LIKE A WET SPAGHETTI NOODLE! THIS IS HOW IT FEELS DRIVING A FORD F150!
should've went with the F250...
next time brah
Hahahahaaa I didn’t know which to use but totally
I'm too scared to check tbh. Somebody tell me if I am getting downvoted because I see 150 unreads
you kicked the .ml hornet nest, didn't you?
here's some ointment, now take your medicine and join the rest of the lemmies
Most of the time I know exactly what I'm getting if I see more than maybe 3+ comments. Usually it's me saying something anti-communist, something on brand enough for me.
And then all of them are "Nicole".
The Polish Partier.
i have a different pic in my inbox. do i suppose to collect them all? i want a rare Nicole now
Me is, how stoned was I.
I just assume I said something factually wrong and now dozens of helpful people are lining up to correct me.
Ah, I see you’ve developed a humiliation fetish as well
Uhm, acshually... ☝️
At least unlike reddit people aren’t directly insulting you.
Bet
Is it normal for people to regret what they said on here? Because I tend not to change my mind from downvotes and dumb responses. I do block people though
I've admitted I was wrong a few times, but never from downvotes or dumb responses. You gotta cite good sources to get a reversal out of me.
My only regrets are having to read stupid responses that completely missed the point of what I said because they want to argue with what they think I said.
Occasionally I learn something new from responses, which changes my perspective.
Immediately go to my comments to see whats getting downvoted to hell.