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[–] VieuxQueb@lemmy.world 23 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

They learned that Brother got as shitty, so they tried to keep the shittiest title.

[–] massivemeatballs@lemmy.world 5 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Brother as well? What happened? Every time the HP printers topic comes up, I see recommendations to get a Brother. Begrudgingly, I still use my HP, I can't justify getting rid of a working printer but Brother would have been my first option when the time came to replace it.

[–] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 8 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Brother was caught recently using software to block third party toner cartridges like HP did.

https://www.yahoo.com/tech/brother-denies-firmware-blocks-third-165556103.html

Hopefully this isn't Brother enshittifing their own product, but it's possible.

[–] massivemeatballs@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

That doesn't look good. At least the EU watchdogs are punishing HP for this type of tactics. Hopefully the other manufacturers will take a hint and won't try this shit on EU customers and hopefully other regulators will follow through

[–] shiftymccool@programming.dev 50 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

People sure like to just toss the word "brick" around. These printers are still functional enough to get another firmware update to fix them. You know what can't? Bricks

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah, can we go back to when "brick" had a very specific definition with respect to electronics?

[–] Darkenfolk@dormi.zone 4 points 12 hours ago

Pfft, in my time bricks had a very specific definition with respect to masonry work.

You damn kids with your fake definitions for real words, I swear it's because y'all are rotting your brains away with all these new mediums for acquiring news.

[–] cpaq47@lemmy.world 6 points 14 hours ago

You're funny. It's 2025, words no longer have any meaning.

It used to make me mad. Now it just makes me sad.

[–] weirdboy@lemm.ee 2 points 17 hours ago

Not if you have IOT smart bricks!

[–] Absaroka@lemmy.world 23 points 18 hours ago

My wife bought one of these pieces of shit before we got together. A few months back I finally got to the point where I had the "honey we need to throw out your printer and get a new one."

"OK - should we give it to my sister or see if any of our friends want this?"

"I'm not sure I dislike any of your friends or family enough to inflict this much frustration on them."

[–] P1nkman@lemmy.world 70 points 1 day ago (1 children)

How in the fuck is HP still alive? The company should crash and burn.

[–] devilish666@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Well....they make other products too. I'm sure Laptop/Desktop/Server department transferred some money to Printer department

[–] P1nkman@lemmy.world 44 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I used to work in a large oil company for a decade. Around 2018, everyone got new HP laptops with touch screen. We're talking 20.000 permanent employees, and more than 40.000 externals (externals did not get a laptop). After a couple of weeks, people started complaining about the fan making a lot of noise.

After HP checked the laptops, it turned out that the fan was not powerful enough. Their solution? Limit the CPU speed. And my company just agreed. Fuck that noise!!!

I already started boicotting them in 2009, when i purchased a computer, which had an S-video. But it didn't work. Went to the store that sold it, they told me to contact HP. I did, and they just told me that it was a error on the entire laptop series, and that I should've known about it before I purchased the laptop.

Go fuck yourself, HP!

[–] VieuxQueb@lemmy.world 5 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I decided to stay away from HP around that time. I was regularly troubleshooting a friend's laptop and thought he got tons of virus and spywares from sketchy porn sites must be why he has weird issues with intermittent Internet... Turns out it was his wifi adapter being killed by the cpu heat. A real bad design that HP refused to acknowledge to not have to pay for its mistakes. Then years later they acknowledge there was an issue once nobody is having those machines anymore. Friend could never get even a partial refund.

[–] P1nkman@lemmy.world 3 points 15 hours ago

Sounds exactly like HP.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 2 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I gather that you're not in Europe. Here they would have bee sent packing with their shitty hardware (in both cases).

[–] P1nkman@lemmy.world 1 points 16 hours ago

This was in Norway! I was fucking flabbergasted when it happened!

The story about my personal laptop was in Australia.

[–] dubyakay@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 day ago

HP and HPE are two separate entities too.

[–] jyl@sopuli.xyz 12 points 19 hours ago

I too have made the mistake of flipping an if statement. It was clearly supposed to happen to non-HP cartridges.

[–] Calcifer@eviltoast.org 88 points 1 day ago

It hurt itself in it's confusion!

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 9 points 19 hours ago

Imagine how many 1,000s of other users are being affected by this and just think their printer broke.

I mean, it did.

[–] rem26_art@fedia.io 16 points 22 hours ago

"You all keep saying we've enshittified printers so you all lose your printing rights until you think about what you've done"

[–] bucky@lemmy.dbzer0.com 50 points 1 day ago
[–] Copythis@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] MITM0@lemmy.world 1 points 22 hours ago

What about the people who already own HPs. Fuck you HP

[–] JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works -1 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I've found the computers are fine.

[–] SpikesOtherDog@ani.social 5 points 19 hours ago

Enterprise equipment is durable.

Consumer laptops fall apart.

[–] wwb4itcgas@lemm.ee 24 points 1 day ago

Clearly those cartridges must've been made by some merry band of maritime robbers. You know, the kind of criminals who'd force you to give them your money, but give you nothing of proportional value in return.

Could be that the problem isn't the firmware per se.

[–] dumbadoor@lemmy.zip 11 points 23 hours ago

Wow I'm in shock. HP would never do such thing 🙄

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Sure, let's make them pay a paltry sum that mostly enriches the lawyers, and everyone else gets a check for a nickel.

[–] toiletobserver@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Everyone file a small claims case at the same time!

[–] devilish666@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's rarely to see HP shot it's own foot

[–] rockettaco37@lemmy.world 1 points 20 hours ago

Who's ready to go all Office Space on these things?

[–] sic_semper_tyrannis 4 points 1 day ago