I really get the feeling that this is really just insurance fraud. fElon pays some down and out fellow a few hundred dollars then he gets his fancy insurance to write them off as "totalled" pockets the difference and uses it to prop up Tesla as the roof caves in.
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the difference being private property and public property. only one of those is considered sacred
yeah sums up the vibes on this post. as is fascists arent gonna use rhetoric like this to make themselves look good.
what we need is more destroyed teslas and punched nazis.
How many police officers got killed when those cybertrucks got spraypainted?
ALL OF THEM AND THE PERPETRATORS WILL BE HUNTED
no, the footage will not be released, you'll just have to trust the department.
0s of them
Such a massive number that you could add several zeros to it and not notice the difference.
Well then, shouldn't be long before we're all terrorists, seeing as this won't be the end of it.
Just a lil' FYI: you can use a marker/pen to draw on slices of cheese before you need to toss them "somewhere" and start another piece.
Cheese? only use American and only in extremely hot areas.
The real joy is using slices of bologna.
Or, if you want to go hard, get some sponges and soak them in acetone. But that's not for Cybertrucks. They need lemon juice and salt. Just mix up a batch and fill a squirt gun.
I mean....ok.
that means we can storm the capital and it's ok, right?
is this from the Bee Movie reboot?
No. Its just the original design of Barry before the internet complained.
The only moral ~~abortion~~ domestic terrorism is my ~~abortion~~ domestic terrorism.
"Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect."
Oh noo, it caused mass terror throughout the country ... when people saw mildly vandalised pre-shitty cars, PTSD for life.
Fun fact: a replacement windshield for a tesla is on average 1,200 - 2,000 dollars because of their dumb as fuck design
Oh so all that “first principles” design their CEO likes to talk about really just means “reinvent the wheel and sell the prototypes to customers at prototype prices?”
Huh, who would have thunk it?
Cyberwindshield: $1200
Cyberwindshield wiper: 3 months backorder
Making a Nazi supporter cry: priceless
I heard the horse cock of a windshield wiper is almost irreplaceable because it's 4 feet long and in limited supply.
It's also made significantly more expensive by the fact that it IS an actual cock from a horse.
Purebred only, on Musk's insistence.
Hand picked by the man himself I hear
for context the windshield of a big ass semi truck costs between $65-225 or just 18% at worst or 3% at best
and they're pretty large too
So what you're saying is: the only wqy to not be a terrorist is to threaten elected officials until I get my way?
I'm off to be an upstanding citizen.
Can't be any elected official, the waiver only applies toward a specific group.
And you have to belong to a specific group.
Pantone of racism
Gotta be one of the biggest/fastest drops in a company’s stock value since Cutthroat Island opened in theaters.
Hey fuck you Geena Davis is a treasure and I love Cutthroat Island and I just want my childhood back!
Yeah, I like Gina Davis and I like the movie but the truth is that money never made back what it cost to film it, sorry!
Terrorism only applies to brown or poor people.
If you’re rich you get a free pass to do anything including genocide.
It's only rich people who can boycott Teslas (poor folk wouldn't afford them in the first place) so it must be pardonable to boycott! Problem solved!
This isn't even vandalism. Zero windshields were harmed by the paint.
Remember, Trump doesn't say things that are true - or even things he thinks are true - he only says things that he thinks will benefit him to say. So yes, it benefits him to say Jan 6 wasn't domestic terrorism, and that vandalism of his boss' cars is domestic terrorism.
Plutocracy: Destroy Capitol? Ok. Destroy Capital? Not on my watch!
It’s always the opposite with these weirdos.
They're clearly destabilizing the countries integrity by checks notes vandalizing cars! Property damage is obviously much worse than actual violence, so long as the property is expensive enough. /s