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[–] AbnormalHumanBeing@lemmy.abnormalbeings.space 52 points 2 months ago (4 children)

That's so funny, my new girlfriend is also called Nicole, and you won't believe it, I met her right here on the Fediverse! 😍

[–] moody@lemmings.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Are we dating the same woman?

[–] AbnormalHumanBeing@lemmy.abnormalbeings.space 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Plot twist: Nicole is a real person, building the biggest polycule to date!

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Decentralized relationship networks are the future

My girlfriend and I can use our 'interfaces' to connect to a multitude of people, I call it the "Fedilationship". 😏

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago

If this meme persists we can just substitute the vocabulary word 'girlfriend' for 'Nicole' & use it irl.

[–] wanderwisley@lemm.ee 21 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I got my first Nicole message yesterday I feel blessed now…

[–] orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 months ago

Your days will be truly miraculous from here on out.

[–] fushuan@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago

Sorry, this is a competition, I have already TWO Nicole messages, with two different pictures! One of them hasnt been shared widely yet I think so it's a shiny ✨.

Do better Mr second place.

[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That’s the beauty of fediverse chicks. If you don’t like the current instance, you can painlessly join another Nicole.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

... tl;dr: we shouldn't call them federated services, they are "swinger services" (not to be mistaken with dogging apps).

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 8 points 2 months ago

Okay rewrite this comment in the style of the Stallman copypasta

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This is Nicoles world, we just comment in it.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

So on one side we have mega(mata)corps, on the other side of the war we have the federation of Nikoles.

The hellscape aftermath is where we pretend-play Fallout.

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago

🎢Corpos to the right of me
Nicoles on the left
Here I am stuck in the middle with you 🎢

[–] itskindafake@lemmynsfw.com 16 points 2 months ago

you wouldn't know her, she goes to another instance

[–] frozenpopsicle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Nicole and I are meant to be. I just need to set up a crypto account... /s

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Hey there buddy, she's mine! I challenge you to a dual for the maiden.

[–] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

My Nicole message is going in a frame up on the wall

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago

Please make a post with this!
Irl pic is ofc expected.

True love stories are so inspirational!

[–] vaguerant@fedia.io 7 points 2 months ago

You know what, at this point I'd miss the messages if they stopped coming. I had a two week gap and I was weirdly disappointed about it.

Finally got mine. Now i feel like a real lemmy user

[–] tisktisk@piefed.social 6 points 2 months ago

Thank you OP--timing is superb

[–] Coldgoron@lemm.ee 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I was wondering what that was about. Guessing now a massive scam message blast?

[–] AmbiguousProps 29 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I thought it was a scam at first, as on the surface it resembles a romance/pig butchering scam. But if you dig a little deeper, it seems like it could be a harassment campaign targeting someone. The matrix server basically doxes someone's workplace, and the pictures of "Nicole" are screenshots from a webcam. At no point have I noticed any ask for sending funds.

[–] Coldgoron@lemm.ee 8 points 2 months ago

The mystery and weirdness of this is something to behold.

[–] devfuuu@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I also have no idea what this is aboot, but seen more than one meme about it.

[–] Coldgoron@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

This identity?/bot account has been mass messaging people directly like they did me. Thought it may of been legitimate for a second because some of my recent posts. But this just confirms it is a continuing scam of sorts.

Edit: There is a whole damn community…

[–] rabber@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Nicole is so hot it's actually insane

I thought she was kind of mid charisma-wise, but I will say she’s well known

[–] Billybob22@feddit.uk 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Brilliant. Bit I thought Nicole was my bestie

[–] Carrot 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I've gotten 5 messages from Nicole, all with different pictures of the same girl so I know she's real

[–] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

I’m up to round 3. Can’t wait til I get to the final boss

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 2 points 2 months ago

Dude your girlfriend is stalking me, please tell her to stop.

[–] Uninvited4586@lemmy.cat 1 points 2 months ago

just happened to me like 10 min ago πŸ˜‚