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[–] Billybob22@feddit.uk 5 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

Brilliant. Bit I thought Nicole was my bestie

[–] Carrot 5 points 10 hours ago

I've gotten 4 messages from Nicole, all with different pictures of the same girl so I know she's real

[–] itskindafake@lemmynsfw.com 15 points 13 hours ago

you wouldn't know her, she goes to another instance

[–] frozenpopsicle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Nicole and I are meant to be. I just need to set up a crypto account... /s

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 4 points 10 hours ago

Hey there buddy, she's mine! I challenge you to a dual for the maiden.

Finally got mine. Now i feel like a real lemmy user

[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 18 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

That’s the beauty of fediverse chicks. If you don’t like the current instance, you can painlessly join another Nicole.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 7 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

... tl;dr: we shouldn't call them federated services, they are "swinger services" (not to be mistaken with dogging apps).

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 8 points 18 hours ago

Okay rewrite this comment in the style of the Stallman copypasta

[–] AbnormalHumanBeing@lemmy.abnormalbeings.space 50 points 1 day ago (4 children)

That's so funny, my new girlfriend is also called Nicole, and you won't believe it, I met her right here on the Fediverse! 😍

[–] FoxyFerengi@lemm.ee 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Omg, same story here! Don't worry, you don't know her, she goes to school in Canada

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You're not gonna believe this...

[–] oppy1984@lemm.ee 15 points 1 day ago

This is like a one in a million chance, but.....

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 5 points 21 hours ago

If this meme persists we can just substitute the vocabulary word 'girlfriend' for 'Nicole' & use it irl.

[–] moody@lemmings.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Are we dating the same woman?

[–] AbnormalHumanBeing@lemmy.abnormalbeings.space 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Plot twist: Nicole is a real person, building the biggest polycule to date!

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 9 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Decentralized relationship networks are the future

My girlfriend and I can use our 'interfaces' to connect to a multitude of people, I call it the "Fedilationship". 😏

[–] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 3 points 16 hours ago

I’m up to round 3. Can’t wait til I get to the final boss

[–] wanderwisley@lemm.ee 21 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I got my first Nicole message yesterday I feel blessed now…

[–] fushuan@lemm.ee 3 points 9 hours ago

Sorry, this is a competition, I have already TWO Nicole messages, with two different pictures! One of them hasnt been shared widely yet I think so it's a shiny ✨.

Do better Mr second place.

[–] orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 day ago

Your days will be truly miraculous from here on out.

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

got my first nicole recently too.

that means the fediverse is growing nicely!

[–] wanderwisley@lemm.ee 2 points 22 hours ago

Welcome to the fam!

[–] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 8 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (1 children)

My Nicole message is going in a frame up on the wall

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 5 points 21 hours ago

Please make a post with this!
Irl pic is ofc expected.

True love stories are so inspirational!

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This is Nicoles world, we just comment in it.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

So on one side we have mega(mata)corps, on the other side of the war we have the federation of Nikoles.

The hellscape aftermath is where we pretend-play Fallout.

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 5 points 20 hours ago

🎶Corpos to the right of me
Nicoles on the left
Here I am stuck in the middle with you 🎶

[–] Coldgoron@lemm.ee 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I was wondering what that was about. Guessing now a massive scam message blast?

[–] AmbiguousProps 26 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

I thought it was a scam at first, as on the surface it resembles a romance/pig butchering scam. But if you dig a little deeper, it seems like it could be a harassment campaign targeting someone. The matrix server basically doxes someone's workplace, and the pictures of "Nicole" are screenshots from a webcam. At no point have I noticed any ask for sending funds.

[–] Coldgoron@lemm.ee 8 points 23 hours ago

The mystery and weirdness of this is something to behold.

[–] devfuuu@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I also have no idea what this is aboot, but seen more than one meme about it.

[–] Coldgoron@lemm.ee 4 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

This identity?/bot account has been mass messaging people directly like they did me. Thought it may of been legitimate for a second because some of my recent posts. But this just confirms it is a continuing scam of sorts.

Edit: There is a whole damn community…

[–] tisktisk@piefed.social 6 points 1 day ago

Thank you OP--timing is superb

[–] vaguerant@fedia.io 7 points 1 day ago

You know what, at this point I'd miss the messages if they stopped coming. I had a two week gap and I was weirdly disappointed about it.

[–] rabber@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Nicole is so hot it's actually insane

I thought she was kind of mid charisma-wise, but I will say she’s well known

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 2 points 22 hours ago

Dude your girlfriend is stalking me, please tell her to stop.