Brilliant. Bit I thought Nicole was my bestie
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I've gotten 4 messages from Nicole, all with different pictures of the same girl so I know she's real
you wouldn't know her, she goes to another instance
Nicole and I are meant to be. I just need to set up a crypto account... /s
Hey there buddy, she's mine! I challenge you to a dual for the maiden.
Finally got mine. Now i feel like a real lemmy user
That’s the beauty of fediverse chicks. If you don’t like the current instance, you can painlessly join another Nicole.
... tl;dr: we shouldn't call them federated services, they are "swinger services" (not to be mistaken with dogging apps).
Okay rewrite this comment in the style of the Stallman copypasta
That's so funny, my new girlfriend is also called Nicole, and you won't believe it, I met her right here on the Fediverse! 😍
Omg, same story here! Don't worry, you don't know her, she goes to school in Canada
You're not gonna believe this...
This is like a one in a million chance, but.....
If this meme persists we can just substitute the vocabulary word 'girlfriend' for 'Nicole' & use it irl.
Are we dating the same woman?
Plot twist: Nicole is a real person, building the biggest polycule to date!
Decentralized relationship networks are the future
My girlfriend and I can use our 'interfaces' to connect to a multitude of people, I call it the "Fedilationship". 😏
I’m up to round 3. Can’t wait til I get to the final boss
I got my first Nicole message yesterday I feel blessed now…
Sorry, this is a competition, I have already TWO Nicole messages, with two different pictures! One of them hasnt been shared widely yet I think so it's a shiny ✨.
Do better Mr second place.
Your days will be truly miraculous from here on out.
got my first nicole recently too.
that means the fediverse is growing nicely!
Welcome to the fam!
My Nicole message is going in a frame up on the wall
Please make a post with this!
Irl pic is ofc expected.
True love stories are so inspirational!
This is Nicoles world, we just comment in it.
So on one side we have mega(mata)corps, on the other side of the war we have the federation of Nikoles.
The hellscape aftermath is where we pretend-play Fallout.
🎶Corpos to the right of me
Nicoles on the left
Here I am stuck in the middle with you 🎶
Thank you OP--timing is superb
You know what, at this point I'd miss the messages if they stopped coming. I had a two week gap and I was weirdly disappointed about it.
I was wondering what that was about. Guessing now a massive scam message blast?
I thought it was a scam at first, as on the surface it resembles a romance/pig butchering scam. But if you dig a little deeper, it seems like it could be a harassment campaign targeting someone. The matrix server basically doxes someone's workplace, and the pictures of "Nicole" are screenshots from a webcam. At no point have I noticed any ask for sending funds.
The mystery and weirdness of this is something to behold.
I also have no idea what this is aboot, but seen more than one meme about it.
This identity?/bot account has been mass messaging people directly like they did me. Thought it may of been legitimate for a second because some of my recent posts. But this just confirms it is a continuing scam of sorts.
Nicole is so hot it's actually insane
I thought she was kind of mid charisma-wise, but I will say she’s well known
Dude your girlfriend is stalking me, please tell her to stop.