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[–] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 51 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Storytime folks...

I worked in the office at a limo company on the office. One day I see this ridiculous black feathered top hat in the office. I pick it up and ask what's the deal with this?

"Don't touch that! Go wash your hands dude! That thing is gross!" My coworker exclaimed

I ask for more details. It turns out the hat belonged to one Frankie Archione Grande - Ariana's brother. He apparently was all kinds of fucked up when we picked him up. The driver had some hand sanitizing wipes in the car for passengers to use. I'm guessing Frankie didn't shower that day, and decided to use the wipes to clear up his mud butt. He wiped his ass with them and left the dirty wipes on the seat. Then in his stupor, leaving the car, he also left behind the hat.

It's the only thing I can think of when I hear mention of Ariana Grande for the past like 10 years, so now you too can share in my burden.

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Why do celebrities with the amount of money they make, hire the least capable artists?

[–] skeezix@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

She did them herself. No artist involved

[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago

well, for that they look okay 😁

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I like the implication that she is no artist.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 3 days ago

People tell me I sing really well. I guess it's time to open commissions up for drawing fursonas 🤷🏻‍♂️

[–] sunzu2@thebrainbin.org 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Nepo baby suffering from success...

Classic

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Even if she is, you can't deny she's not a top vocalist.

[–] sunzu2@thebrainbin.org 0 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I avoid everything below baby and I don't care if she is good or not. Y'all need to quit with bushit celebrity bullshit.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Showing you girl's got talent isn't "celebrity bullshit". I'm just letting you know her talent is what she's known for. Lol

[–] sunzu2@thebrainbin.org 1 points 3 days ago

A lot people have talent but they crawled out of the wrong woman's vagine...

Life

[–] 000999@lemmy.dbzer0.com -2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Getting hand tattoos when the rest of your body is a blank canvas is fucking cringe

[–] jerkface@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

what is the least cringe place to have your only tattoos? it's important, please tell me

[–] 000999@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

If you want everyone you ever meet for the rest of your life to know you're tattooed then sure, go and get a face, neck or hand tattoo.

Otherwise, choose literally any other place on the body

[–] jerkface@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

(making notes:) it's fucking cringe to let people know I have tattoos

[–] 000999@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 days ago

hahahah you're an idiot