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https://xcancel.com/patriottakes/status/1906710740691501081

Video of a Wisconsin voter payed by Elon Must

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[–] Llituro@hexbear.net 57 points 5 days ago (1 children)

in 100 years, this video of her taking elon's check for $1,000,000 and saying "i did exactly what elon musk told everyone to do" is going to appear in a Chinese documentary on the rise of neofascism in amerikkka like how wwii docs show hitler speeches and der sturmer articles.

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 27 points 5 days ago (2 children)

God, I wonder if Hexbear will make a showing as an example of the defeated left in the imperial core, and how ineffective it has become after 100 years of suppression.

[–] christian@hexbear.net 22 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Man, I sure hope they at least highlight that absurdly underappreciated pun I made that one time.

[–] null_dot@lemmy.dbzer0.com 42 points 5 days ago

totally fine and completely normal democratic process.

[–] TheLastHero@hexbear.net 36 points 5 days ago (2 children)

don't these people have any shame? "Yes I am a little worm who can be publicly bribed, and you can be too!"

its not even a good bribe! Its a rigged lottery, you aren't getting shit. Why would they make it fair, its literally an ad campaign

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 26 points 5 days ago (1 children)

The only way to make a Wisconsinite feel shame is to tell them their beer brats are dry

[–] Llituro@hexbear.net 15 points 5 days ago (1 children)

you can also tell them that spotted cow is a mid beer

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

True

It's fine, but there are better ones out there

[–] Llituro@hexbear.net 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)

it's a good hit because you can pop chuds with it, since even the supper clubs in bumfuck will still have it on tap

and it's not even near the best thing new glarus has out at any given time.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 10 points 5 days ago

Ahh, supper clubs

Sometimes I miss the ol' catcher's mitt

[–] Llituro@hexbear.net 18 points 5 days ago

green bay has a lot of these catholic christofascists who are exactly the same as the evangelical christofascists in the south only their version of white supremacy substitutes being extremely mad about the pope for being mad about catholics.

[–] take_five_moments@hexbear.net 33 points 5 days ago

my name is juan ameriga and elong must gave me twenty dollars

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 31 points 5 days ago

You have healthcare sweetie, it's winning Elon's lottery how-much-could-it-cost

[–] MelaniaTrump@hexbear.net 28 points 5 days ago

lol @ Citizens United

The Court ultimately held in this case that the anti corruption interest is not sufficient to displace the speech in question from Citizens United and that "independent expenditures, including those made by corporations, do not give rise to corruption or the appearance of corruption."

[–] sleeplessone@lemmy.ml 26 points 5 days ago

Musk's the same one accusing tesla destroyers of being outside agitators.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 20 points 5 days ago

He did it

He found the most German Wisconsinite

And I was friends with a man named Wilhelm

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 18 points 5 days ago

This really feels like something that should be getting said in front of a panel of high-ranking government officials or at least in a deposition or something joker-amerikkklap

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 16 points 5 days ago

Amazing how Shimel is shitty and in bed with enough shitty people that I might be voting for a Dem on something instead of penning "free Palestine".

[–] TheBroodian@hexbear.net 13 points 5 days ago

A week or two from now, another surprise Elon Musk IVF pregnancy story will emerge

[–] enkifish@hexbear.net 11 points 5 days ago (1 children)

First time I've ever wished I lived in Wisconsin.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 15 points 5 days ago

You probably wouldn't have gotten the check anyway

[–] nothx@hexbear.net 5 points 4 days ago

“I was just following orders”

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 7 points 5 days ago

So this is what is broadcast on Canal Uno when I bribe someone in Tropico