Thanos snaps
Half of the population of the universe becomes 
New Superhero Names:
Spider-bean
Capitan Bean-vel
The Incredible Bean
Iron Bean
The Green Bean
Dr. Strange-bean
this post was submitted on 01 Apr 2025
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Hollywood is scared to let me write a superhero movie
They know I would make them non-white and gay as fuck
Also very anti-USA
Black Panther, but Black Panthers
also killmonger is more ideologically grounded and wins
The CIA paid Thandos to kill half the population.
*Pisses*
So that happened
"Beanises...assemble."
Никто не даст нам избавленья: Ни бог, ни царь и ни герой. Добьёмся мы освобожденья Своею собственной рукой. Чтоб свергнуть гнёт рукой умелой, Отвоевать своё добро, — Вздувайте горн и куйте смело, Пока железо горячо! Это есть наш последний И решительный бой. С Интернационалом Воспрянет род людской!
This is literally an episode of the Orville.