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[–] Thallo@hexbear.net 70 points 3 days ago (1 children)

no token woman faking excitement

The men are also faking excitement, you child. It's their job

[–] cRazi_man@lemm.ee 44 points 3 days ago

They're genuinely excited about the shit load of money they're going to make.

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 67 points 3 days ago

Excuse me, that’s a team entirely composed of racial minorities, clearly a woke DEI bid to keep qualified white men out of vidya.

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 55 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Christ what pathetic losers soy facing over Nintendo treats

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 36 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Nintendo won over the tradcath G*mer population.

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 33 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Because it's for children.

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 20 points 3 days ago

Gaming when pre-teen: Nintendo makes serious gaming consoles!

Gaming when a teenager/20-something: Nintendo is a kiddie platform, real gaming for adults is on PlayStation/Xbox/PC.

Gaming when 30+: These are all treatboxes, the idea of one being more mature than another is pure marketing.

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 47 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The most based thing about it is how they raised the prices of the games. This keeps out the poors and also helps make more pure profit for Nintendo which is extremely capitalist of them. Le epic win for gamers i-am-adolf-hitler

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 31 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Post-gamergate gaming is just golf for millennials. Change my mind.

  • Elitist, snobby, hobby for society's upper crusts. Culture of sneering at "weirdos" or "the lessers" in any way.
  • You know damn well generative AI is going to be shoehorned into everything so they're going to get the land use and environmental concerns on lock as well.
[–] ANarcoSnowPlow@hexbear.net 16 points 3 days ago

What's the golf equivalent of that post-apocalyptic beaver game? Cause that's the only one I've been playing recently.

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

i know way too many broke trans people with steam decks for your first bullet. maybe there's some Gamer communities somewhere but even Jeff Grubb is making baby's first anti-capitalistism videos now.

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

i know way too many broke trans people with steam decks

Maybe because it's a portable computer it's more attractive? And it's a handheld so idk? shrug-outta-hecks

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 5 points 3 days ago

maybe. it's also a console-priced and minded PC that plays fairly recent pc games well enough plus a bunch of pre-configured emulators. just works out of the box etc

[–] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 30 points 3 days ago (2 children)

When we establish global communism, we must throw these people into gamer gulag where they will be made to play lesbian walking simulators for 17 hours a day

[–] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Disco Elysium but the only thoughts available are the communist ones, Homosexual Underground, and Inexplicable Feminist Agenda.

[–] BatsAreRats@hexbear.net 12 points 3 days ago

describing my entire playthrough

[–] Lemister@hexbear.net 11 points 3 days ago

They will be forced to play an video game based on the Chinese civil war but entirely populated by motion capped debra wilson npcs

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 30 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Sorry chuds, Nintendo is woke.

[–] Carl@hexbear.net 12 points 3 days ago

Nintendo of Japan even acknowledges same-sex partnerships and gives full benefits to employees who are in one, despite the fact that this is still not required by Japanese law.

[–] buh@hexbear.net 27 points 3 days ago (1 children)

retvrn to paying $450 for a console with the processing power of a PS4

[–] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Does it even get that much power?

[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 11 points 3 days ago

i have a switch and i'd highly doubt it.. this thing has the power of a potato, so the new one is probably potato x 1.2

[–] merthyr1831@lemmy.ml 26 points 3 days ago

enjoy 90 dolla mario kart i guess

[–] Lussy@hexbear.net 18 points 3 days ago

How to make the most banal shit sound absolutely repulsive

[–] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 21 points 3 days ago

gamers should not exist dont @ me

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 15 points 3 days ago

Gamers™ are so fucking ridiculous

[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 12 points 3 days ago

This same guy is gonna shit bricks when tomodachi life 2 inevitably has gay marriage.