So you're saying there's a chance?
this post was submitted on 04 Apr 2025
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at this point, I’d do unpaid labor for Canadian citizenship and my life would still probably improve drastically.
I'm American, I can't afford too
Is this AI
No, this is Patrick.
Yep
This is surprising good. Seems it can do cartoon hands better than real hands. What clued you off to it being AI?
The yellow tour bus was the biggest clue to me, after that I started noticing other things. In Canada yellow buses are for school, tour buses are usually red and white.
With due process you say?
Eh!
Can I get one of those Starlight tours I heard about?
Sounds real cool.
No, sorry they are seasonal
Not cold enough?
Ya. The starlight tours were done on dunks in the middle of winter. Hypothermia killed them.
Unless you’re indigenous. Then you’ll get thrown into a mass grave, and the authorities won’t do a thing about it when you’re discovered.
Indigenous women are still kidnapped and forcefully sterilized
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No, you'll do something worse. You'll send me back to America. :(
Well... There was that time the RCMP provided bogus, seemingly fabricated information to the CIA resulting in Meher Arar's extraordinary rendition and ten months of torture. For no obvious reason.
Sorry to be a pedant, but it's Salvadoran, not "El Salvadorian".
But we will sterilize you without your permission if you are a native!
And don't complain about losing your land for a pipeline.
“lethal overwatch is req’d” “use as much violence toward the gate as you want”
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/dec/20/canada-indigenous-land-defenders-police-documents
Will you do that for non natives too? Asking for me
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No, but if the US decides to label you a felon for any reason, or no reason at all you can't go to Canada.
Notice how the US Government is declaring the anti-elon stuff to be terrorism? Do you remember what Edward Snowden showed us about the type of spying that the US is capable of, and authorized to do in the name of 'counter-terrorism'?
The US is about to invent a lot of new 'felons' and 'terrorists' and other countries, including Canada, will deny them entry and asylum.
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Does this imply there is a Canadian process to throw people into an El Salvadorian Gulag?
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Native Americans in Canada have entered the chat. 😒
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