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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] QuillcrestFalconer@hexbear.net 18 points 2 days ago

What if I'm a sexy bunny cop

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

But what if im mildly funny cop

[–] Lochat@hexbear.net 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Does me roleplaying a cop as I strip count? (I violate constitutional rights while I take off my clothes, but I'm a "plain-clothes" cop)

[–] HakFoo@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 2 days ago

I thought you violated constitutuonal rights BY taking your clothes off, but it turns out that's the Geneva Convention, not the Constitution. Carry on.

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 15 points 2 days ago

I'm arresting u

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Especially the admins, those damn comment cops young-sheldon

[–] sweatersocialist@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago

so true fellow leftist. im certainly not a cop. in fact im so not a cop that in order for me to believe YOU’RE not a cop im gonna need you to start listing all the crimes you’ve recently committed. and say them clearly and slowly into this CPUSA pin on my jacket