this post was submitted on 04 Nov 2023
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] mosiacmango@lemm.ee 35 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Based on rule 34, I'm betting there are a lot of Risan's that would be doing more than cheering for a naked Worf.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 30 points 11 months ago (1 children)

But I'm sure the r34 artists left Jadzia alone, at least. Right?

[–] Lydia_K@startrek.website 23 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Wrongleverkrunk@lemm.ee 10 points 11 months ago

I gotta go do a thing

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 28 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Worf: Had my dream again where I'm making love, and the Olympic judges are watching. I'd nailed the compulsories, so this is it, the finals. I got a 9.8 from the Cardassians, a perfect 10 from the Klingon, and my mother, disguised as a Ferengi judge, gave me a 5.6. Must have been the dismount.

[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 28 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Don't have to worry about a peeping tom. He's stranded in the Delta quadrant.

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 17 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)
[–] Infynis@midwest.social 24 points 11 months ago

This is the best one in a long time. You even got the cadence of their voices. So funny

[–] grue@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago
[–] satanmat@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Announcer :: Worf is showing excellent form having worked his way through the foreplay. He is showing us that he’s limber and showing amazing strength and endurance….

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 6 points 11 months ago

Ohhhhh but now he's looking at me and listening to what I'm saying, the anger is welling up in his eyes and he seems to be ignoring his performance ... and ... no wait, he's reaching into his pants, perhaps to speed things along for the competition ... he's got something in his hands, something phallic and he looks like he's throwing it .... throwing it in my di ......

[–] 7of9@startrek.website 4 points 11 months ago

These mating rituals appear highly complex

[–] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Do you want eco-terrorism? Because this is how you get eco-terrorism.

[–] groucho@lemmy.sdf.org 12 points 11 months ago

Some Risa memes I can actually hear when I read them. This is one of them.