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If you’re not a communist when you’re old, you have no brain (and also no heart)

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[–] Lamprey@hexbear.net 11 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Idk when I was young i didnt know shit and was mostly looking for an enemy.

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I was mostly focused on shoplifting which i guess means I've always been an anarchist

I am very smart

[–] Lamprey@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago

When I was young I was just drinking a lot.

I mean a still do, but a little less so now.

[–] rootsbreadandmakka@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Don’t take it seriously, just thought it was a slightly humorous spin on a dumb but common phrase

[–] Lamprey@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago

Lol you're good idk why I serious posted there

[–] axont@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

When I was young I smelled like poop

Now that I'm old I smell like stinky poop (I've never taken a bath)

[–] hexthismess@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

You been hanging out with Dirt_Owl?

[–] RaisedFistJoker@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] rootsbreadandmakka@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago

Damn I thought I was original

[–] WoodScientist@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago

I mean isn't soil like...already ashes?

[–] Grownbravy@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I kinda was a communist already tbh

[–] Z_Poster365@hexbear.net 11 points 3 months ago

i was born with a copy of state and revolution in one hand, and an ak-47 in the other

[–] rootsbreadandmakka@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago

Guess you’re just better than all of us

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

No heart no brain

stuff I'm a corpse

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago