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Finally, a sport gay men can enjoy.
Well, other than college wrestling.
college - wrestling?...like - wrestling but in college?
Yes. College age hunks in tight spandex rubbing up against each other. What's not to like?
os mayb- a bit tooooo much for me >~<
This very much feels like a sport invented by men trying to find a new way to express their masculinity without doing the obvious thing: learning to be emotionally literate.
Maybe I’m wrong and I hope I am, but this feels like the result of Andrew Tate culture
this is weird gay porn but okay I'm in
The sperm doesn't touch.
shit so gay it killed the pope.
2guys1petridish
I don't even want to give them the clicks for this.
Is this about 2 guys, 1 girl, and 9 months to find out the "winner?"
The human race is a lost cause.
Gross
They better call at least one team the Cream Team or this event is bust.
Similar to dog racing where they have a rabbit running ahead of them for inspiration, will they have a clam staged at the finish line?
if you don't want this in your browsing history:
Eric Zhu, the company’s 17-year-old co-founder, said the inaugural event would pit samples taken from two healthy young university students against each other on a racetrack 20cm (8in) long and modelled on the female reproductive system.
honestly, I'd watch it. That sounds hilarious as fuck
Tag Team Frotting