chapotraphouse

Chuds be like: ah yes, this is peak civilization

Don't forget the Roman human sacrifices that they insisted totally weren't human sacrifices!

The Romans made a big deal about not performing any form of human sacrifice. They saw it as barbaric. And yet, a culminating part of any Roman triumph involved something that was human sacrifice by another name. You ever seen recreations of a Triumph in a movie, where they're escorting captured war prisoners bound in chains? Sure, some of those ended up as slaves. But a fair number of those marching were marched in front of the Temple of Jupiter and executed in front of it in an elaborate ritual ceremony. But no...it totally wasn't a human sacrifice to Jupiter!

Give me a break. The Romans were no different than the Aztecs. The Aztecs were just a little more flamboyant about their human sacrifices.

CHICKEN JOCKEY

Arise, chicken

Featherless chicken is indeed man

Now I know where they got South Park Economics (cw cartoon beheaded chicken 🐔)

Probably got better results than neoliberal economics

that strangers with candy bit where jerri joined the cult and principle blackman and mr noblet are trying to find her and noblet's suggestion was dismissed as "no we can't resort to any magic mumbo jumbo..... lets consult the bones" and they throw chicken bones on the table and it spells "mall"