It's long pork
this post was submitted on 25 Apr 2025
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The rashers are unnervingly straight, it's okay it must be turkey bacon
That mouse’s hubris knows no bounds
What's a pig going to do to a mouse, smell it?
It's how they recycle their dead.
Its human bacon.
So... cops?
Soylent Green for pigs
Projectile breakfast, how efficient!
So my train of thought was something like: tofu bacon… no, still kinda wrong… hey how come no weird edgy vegan brand is marketing “long pig.”
There was supposedly a company selling "hufu", which was imitation human meat, but I think it was a hoax.
Great name though :-)