I did nazi that one coming...
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He could divest himself from the company.
Did he try to carry a sink into Tesla?
Let’s see what kind of a genius businessman musk is. My dad thinks that all billionaires are smart. Prove him right musk! Save Tesla from yourself.
There is one very easy way to save Telsa. Musk needs leave and divest. The company can’t have anything to do with him anymore.
Well that's guaranteed bankruptcy.
He owns 20% of an extremely overvalued meme stock (market capitalization of Tesla = almost all top 10 car manufacturers COMBINED), if he dumps them, then everyone will get margin called
And any other CEO would not be able to pump the meme stock telling the "self driving in 6 month" lie for years and years without being indicted for stock manipulation
without being indicted for stock manipulation
The SEC is dead and he has presidential pocket pardons.
Couldn't a SPAC buy it out if/once he "comes to Jesus" and steps down as CEO and divests?
Essentially a reformation of the publicly traded company? Granted, these are just my own "pie in the sky" musings.
Ultimately, I think it's logically consistent to want to have Tesla do well as a company, but also still be against Elon Musk in everything he stands for. Personally, I would also discontinue the cyber truck and refocus towards producing an affordable and reliable EV starting at less than $30K. I don't think any of this is going to happen, mind you.
Well, someone sure is propping up his fascist memestock.
I'm not a stock market person. I know fuck all about it.
But I've been watching the stock for a while now, and that's the only conclusion I can come to. Someone has to be buying shit loads of the stock to keep it afloat.
He hasn't shot any migrants from his window in the morning. Maybe shoot migrants from your window? I don't known, that's the part I remember most about Schindler's list.
That could boost sales right?
The last idea he had for Tesla was by shitting out the cybertruck.
Bezos car company is a lot more practical. I just wish it wasn’t bezos.
He also threw a bunch of money into Rivian. He’s basically investing in companies that can make a a delivery truck that is cheaper to run and maintain.
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Maybe you could just make like a tree and leave?
Maybe if that $56bn bonus goes through he’ll think of something. Heh.
Elon Musk vowed to refocus on Tesla
We already know his ~~management~~ meddling wrecks things and that his workers generally prefer him to back off and let them work effectively. This can only make thing worse for his businesses.
I’m sure Tesla gets an exemption from those battery cell tariffs.
How much that affects product price and influences consumers and the stock price is another question.
Bet he regrets stopping people from burning down Tesla stores now cause he was claiming insurance for those.
He's gonna sell Teslas... ON MARS! Definitely start in 5 years. Space-X will launch them!
He bought it. He can save it by selling it and all the stock he has in it. The faster he fades into obscurity the better off humanity will be.
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