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[–] sebsch@discuss.tchncs.de 38 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Did he already demand the next Pope to be American?

[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 31 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Actually, he said he'd be a great Pope.

[–] raptir@mander.xyz 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Some people say he would be a great Pope. The best Pope.

[–] nthavoc 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

A pope like no one has ever seen before.

I'm actually a very holy person… Many people tell me that my holiness is perhaps my best quality

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[–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 70 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Drowsy Donnie is what many people are calling him

[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm certain the orange shitstain was drooling too.

[–] 0x0@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 day ago

Mango Mussolini, don't picture him in a bikini.

[–] Thorry84@feddit.nl 291 points 2 days ago (2 children)

When my grandpa used to visit every Tuesday, he would join us for dinner, then some coffee after dinner. We would sit on the couch and chat a bit and at some point grandpa would fall asleep. The rest of us just went about our evening, watching some TV, playing a game, just chatting or whatever. After an hour or so, he would wake up, slap his knee, tell us it was a great evening and head home.

It was actually kind of sweet how that old man would fall asleep. That's why you don't fucking elect grandpa to run the country.

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 88 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Back when I was in vocational school, I used to visit grandma often on the way home. We'd eat, play cards and drink coffee, then she'll start watching bold and the beautiful on tv and fall asleep on rocking chair while I'd take a nap on sofa. I miss those times

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[–] LMurch@thelemmy.club 4 points 1 day ago

Now we must be great, right? We great? I think we're great.

[–] Charlxmagne@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Well he did assassinate him (by proxy)

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 1 points 1 day ago

Well Vance is a psychic vampire, so probably.

[–] Lucky_777@lemmy.world 56 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Why is he even there? Where is DOGE? We are moving to isolation. Why be involved in anything? I want my tax dollars for this back.

[–] boonhet@lemm.ee 19 points 1 day ago

It's not waste if tax dollars benefit the rich and powerful, less only wasfe if the tax dollars benefit the American people

[–] harsh3466@lemmy.ml 176 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Did the pope even thank him for showing up to his funeral???

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[–] kn0wmad1c@programming.dev 106 points 2 days ago (1 children)

He's just showing that he's the least woke

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[–] Hikuro93@lemmy.world 181 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

Sleepy Don.

Hope Biden took the chance to take a selfie next to sleeping beauty with #whossleepynow.

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[–] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

He even has a nice padded spot to lay his head./s

[–] dan69@lemmy.world 46 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 42 points 2 days ago (3 children)

He's not the blathering idiot we need; he's the blathering idiot we deserve.

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[–] Cintari@lemmy.world 29 points 1 day ago

Change the channel, Melania!

[–] Flemmy@lemm.ee 36 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

At least in the the coffin they close your mouth.

[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 77 points 2 days ago (18 children)

Oh the blue was his power move to make sure everybody knows he's not like the rest of them.

...and that was all the power he had. Being a full time dick is hard.

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[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 day ago

What a fucking moron.

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