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Elect someone who isn't even running, a very likely outcome
this post was submitted on 28 Apr 2025
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Poilievre alrady said he wants to align more with Trump's America. He'll absolutely sell us out.
Trump: "NO BORDER!"
And America will pay for it!
They would. Just not in the way they'd prefer.
Fuck you and die, cheeto
Hypothetically, if canada becomes a state, would they flip our house of representatives blue? I guess more likely they'll become like puerto rico or guam or something.
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Astonishing it's not satire
I'm still trying to figure out how everything in the last 15ish years isn't. Why do we have to be in the dumbest timeline.
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I like how he wants Canada as one state. Keeping the Provinces split would push the Senate to the left for quite some time.
Only if you assume elections will keep happening.
They likely will, in a similar fashion to how NK , or russia, or China does it
Elections so clean the result will be known before they start.
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Will. Never. Happen.
Canadians will literally die before living for a milisecond as Americans.
And - this is a declaration of war by the US president. Cause it would take a military invasion to violently turn Canadians into Americans.
It has long been the case, that if you confuse a Canadian for an American they are offended, but if you confuse an American for a Canadian they don’t mind.
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Is he that dumb or does he just want the other guy to win? I'm pretty sure even he knows that this bullshit is why the other guy now has a chance.
The guy is ranting about a criminal investigation into why his polling numbers are so low. He's quite literally a demented old man. I think he really isn't rational enough to see that that he is harming the man he wants to win.
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This is the distraction you’re meant to be paying attention to- watch his other hand, that’s where the damage is going to come from.
He doesn't need distractions anymore. He can do as he please, and he knows it. This is just him enjoying himself.
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I would not ordinarily recommend Hitler's tactics and strategies as a general rule, but he sure knew how to solve the Hitler problem, at the very end. Donny, maybe look into that.
Day 1, deport Canadians.
FYI, this is unpopular among Canadian voters. Conservative underdog, tries to deny being a lapdog, or supporting the idea, but this unfiltered BS doesn't help him. It's just a sign that Trump is completely out of control surrounded only by people who must restrain themselves on pushback to only far stupider things he might say.
Wait, you have a serious candidate that wants to surrender to the US?
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This fucking moron is INSANE
I wonder if he realizes shit like this is really helping the liberals
A few months ago it seemed like a sure thing conservatives would win, til Trump changed all that
Canadians saw the US shooting themselves in the face and went oh hell naw
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