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I heard toothbrush joke today at work.

Hand me my basin wrench and come under here with me and watch what im doing - 'you mean our basin wrench'.

(At lunch today) Can you pass my water jug to me please? 'you mean out water jug, comrade?'

He's the new owner's 17 year old fail son.

I dont get paid enough for this shit.

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[–] insurgentrat@hexbear.net 6 points 6 days ago

He's 17, could just be messing around with jokes to test the waters for what's ok to say politically.

Be nice, kids are impressionable and need good adult rolemodels. Maybe he's a tool now idk but if his memory of communists is helpful and earnest people then he's more likely to become sympathetic later.

[–] Coolkidbozzy@hexbear.net 53 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Idk the best way to deal with bourgeois idiots, but if he actually just learned about communism yesterday, you could try explaining the difference between private and personal property (wrench vs water jug). Maybe he'll learn something and the joke will stop being funny

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 21 points 1 week ago

If nothing else, always breaking into an educational lecture when an idiot at work says something dumb is a great way to get them to stop their unfunny jokes around you. Even if they never actually learn anything.

[–] Flyberius@hexbear.net 42 points 1 week ago

When people make shit jokes that misunderstand communism I give them a lecture about communism. They soon learn to stop

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 36 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Gee boss, I don't know how your son fell down fifteen flights of stairs. I guess he must have been real clumsy

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 46 points 1 week ago (2 children)

You mean "our son," comrade?

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 21 points 1 week ago

careful that might be legally binding in some places.

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago

No, it was an accident, not arson!

[–] Wakmrow@hexbear.net 35 points 1 week ago

He's 17. He's not a fail son. We need class traitors.

Laugh at his jokes and show him solidarity means everyone.

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 30 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Now show him "in soviet russia,..." jokes

[–] Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 17 points 1 week ago

In America capitalists expropriate you. In Soviet Russia you expropriate capitalists.

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 17 points 1 week ago

You better be making that kid carry 'our' toolbag and buy 'our' coffees too. I'm not a plumber but i was an apprentice pipefitter for a year and the type of personality that kid's dad likely had means you can be extra hard on him if you want lol

Yes I'm telling you about your boss' personality when I've never met him, what are you gonna do