this post was submitted on 01 May 2025
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[–] Hupf@feddit.org 3 points 9 hours ago
[–] ABeeSea@midwest.social 13 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Turret3857@infosec.pub 9 points 17 hours ago

holy shit 2y old account with 1 comment

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 34 points 1 day ago (2 children)

My favorite kind of joke! One that inspires an audible groan, or better yet a palm to the forehead lol

[–] justsomeguy@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

My wife's eyes rolls are my life elixir.

[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 8 points 1 day ago

We call them flat/low jokes in german. You may announce: "Feet up! This one's coming in low!"

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 17 hours ago

XYZ

Man, why does everything have to include math? 😩

[–] Velypso@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 day ago (4 children)

The 2nd comment on the image adds literally nothing to this post.

[–] lime@feddit.nu 27 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

idk, the account names being what they are conjures up a image of the second account always responding to the first, laying out in no uncertain terms exactly why a particular post is shit.
and then they get to this one and they just
give up

[–] SassyRamen@lemmy.world 8 points 22 hours ago

But his username does

[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 3 points 23 hours ago

It's okay to be wrong

[–] NotSteve_@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago

Normally I agree but there’s something about it this time that makes it funnier to me

[–] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Maybe you could if you'd learned the alphabet

[–] secret300@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 22 hours ago

It took me a full 2 minutes to get it... I need to go to bed