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No. And it's still weird. Tho I do love robotics. This whole robot gf thing is strange tho.
I have a robot lawn mower that I love. I have a robot vacuum cleaner that I love. But I'm not in love with them.
Wait, ok, I may be a little bit in love with the robot lawn mower. Cuz that thing is freakin' awsome! My lawn looks amazing.
Please don't stick your dick in your lawnmower, Donald. It is ill-advised.
But isn't that where the fun is? I kid, I kid.
Actually what I do is I oil myself up. Then oil the mower, make it all slick and shiny.
Then I take pics of robot lawnmower and my feet, with perfect ring-lighting. Full glam. Stars. Glitter. Post to Onlyfans. Profit.
Then invest my profit into crypto every time market takes a dive. Cash out when market comes back up. Profit more.
Allows me to shitpost on Lemmy all day because I don't have to work a real job. Good times.