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[โ€“] HKT3020@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (3 children)

A group comprised of individual avant-garde artists who are also amateur athletes each travel around a city collecting art supplies while listening to broadcasts so they can create several colourful palimpsests without getting beaten or shot.

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[โ€“] maxenmajs@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (3 children)

A drunk politician ruins a random high school student's life.

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Shoe stealing simulator

[โ€“] mbryson@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 years ago (3 children)

A man's quest to murder their father turns the whole world upside down.

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[โ€“] Car@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Eh kills aleins and doesnt afraid of anything

[โ€“] else@lemdro.id 5 points 2 years ago

I think Halo is a pretty cool guy.

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[โ€“] Snapz@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Gigantic balls that you shove your nose into.

Also, people who purposefully pretend to drive poorly because their parents don't openly show them affection.

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[โ€“] Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (6 children)

One armed topless homosexual tricks gullible mass murderer with a shape changing laser sword into freeing him from super sleep meanwhile robin williams impersonator fools an entire religious group into believing he is not one of them somehow hiding his space wizard powers from all the other space wizards before basically killing them all.

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[โ€“] atomdmac@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

So like, there's this Gate, right?

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[โ€“] MrSilkworm@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)

You fuck your way until you gather a big enough force to save the Galaxy from blue squids

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[โ€“] ZeekMacard@feddit.cl 7 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Living pink marshmallow terrorizes an entire planet

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[โ€“] Thann@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[โ€“] finestnothing@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

They said described as badly as possible, not the most known phrase for an extremely popular game

[โ€“] IGuessThisIsForNSFW@yiffit.net 6 points 2 years ago (4 children)

A group of teenagers who hate loud music die. Then they eat a bunch of food and meet/become god. Also maybe they become better people or something? IDK, I'm still trying to influence fashion to min/max my stats.

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[โ€“] monotrox@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 2 years ago (3 children)

A corporation send you to the most beatiful alien planet and you will put floating concrete platforms everywhere

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[โ€“] HomesliceAbe@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Run around an island with a bunch of talking, bipedal animals.

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[โ€“] dbilitated@aussie.zone 6 points 2 years ago

tradie goes on murderous rampage, breaks into multiple historical buildings trying to find his girlfriend.

[โ€“] AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Not necessarily my favorite, but I couldn't think of something better:

A girl who orgasms at the thought of battling children, little miss crippling social anxiety, and mister daddy/mommy issues all need your help!

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[โ€“] janus2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Your mom dies, your brother runs away so now your dad spends all his time looking for him, and your village gets overtaken by fascists, oh and you're like 12. Somehow it's your job to save the world though.

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[โ€“] Nemo@midwest.social 5 points 2 years ago

A group of drunks fend off dingoes long enough to brew more booze.

[โ€“] iByteABit@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Geat beat up enough times and you'll become a pensioner

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[โ€“] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Some dude slaughters tons of animals and robs historical buildings in order to kill a lizard.

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[โ€“] nigh7y@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Jumping around obstacles and running away from gunshots, but you'll spend most of the time falling to your death.

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[โ€“] 18107@aussie.zone 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Thalassophobia generator (and drowning simulator).

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[โ€“] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

An endless conveyor belt of new recruits get lasered in the face, squeezed by snakes, shocked by electric batons, and mind controlled while trying to save their home from the ayylmaos.

They also frequently have Sears photoshoots taken of their squads to plaster around the game as propaganda.

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