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A drunk politician ruins a random high school student's life.

Shoe stealing simulator

A man's quest to murder their father turns the whole world upside down.

Eh kills aleins and doesnt afraid of anything

Gigantic balls that you shove your nose into.

Also, people who purposefully pretend to drive poorly because their parents don't openly show them affection.

So like, there's this Gate, right?

One armed topless homosexual tricks gullible mass murderer with a shape changing laser sword into freeing him from super sleep meanwhile robin williams impersonator fools an entire religious group into believing he is not one of them somehow hiding his space wizard powers from all the other space wizards before basically killing them all.

Living pink marshmallow terrorizes an entire planet

You fuck your way until you gather a big enough force to save the Galaxy from blue squids

A group of teenagers who hate loud music die. Then they eat a bunch of food and meet/become god. Also maybe they become better people or something? IDK, I'm still trying to influence fashion to min/max my stats.

Rock and stone

A corporation send you to the most beatiful alien planet and you will put floating concrete platforms everywhere

Run around an island with a bunch of talking, bipedal animals.

tradie goes on murderous rampage, breaks into multiple historical buildings trying to find his girlfriend.

Not necessarily my favorite, but I couldn't think of something better:

A girl who orgasms at the thought of battling children, little miss crippling social anxiety, and mister daddy/mommy issues all need your help!

Your mom dies, your brother runs away so now your dad spends all his time looking for him, and your village gets overtaken by fascists, oh and you're like 12. Somehow it's your job to save the world though.

A group of drunks fend off dingoes long enough to brew more booze.

Geat beat up enough times and you'll become a pensioner

Some dude slaughters tons of animals and robs historical buildings in order to kill a lizard.

Jumping around obstacles and running away from gunshots, but you'll spend most of the time falling to your death.

Thalassophobia generator (and drowning simulator).

Going from point A to point B, now with more dead whales.