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[–] iltoroargento@lemmy.sdf.org 34 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

So, what's the incentive to do this? I read the article lol.

[–] stoly@lemmy.world 6 points 10 hours ago

Ant hobby is really huge. People who keep ants will collect several colonies simultaneously.

[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 59 points 21 hours ago (4 children)

Money.

The contraband included giant African harvester ants, which are valued by some UK dealers at up to £170 ($220) each.

[–] iltoroargento@lemmy.sdf.org 41 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

But why are they so valuable in the first place? Lol

[–] SculptusPoe@lemmy.world 39 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (1 children)

One queen is enough to seed an ant farm. Those are just particularly interesting ants, and hard to get. It is best to just have local ants for farms because then you can release them if necessary, but keeping interesting and exotic ants is more interesting than local types you probably see all the time, especially in areas without a great variety of local ants. 250 dollars for an exotic pet is pretty cheap really.

[–] iltoroargento@lemmy.sdf.org 15 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

So it does sort of go back to hobbyism, I could get like a zoological institute or a university having a use for them for study or something, but yeah, I don't get people wanting to keep non native species like that as a hobby.

[–] MangoCats@feddit.it 13 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

You don't collect $1.1 million worth of ants for a hobby. Even if he has 5000 "friends" on his Belgian ant hobby board, I doubt he can show that they were just going to cover his collection expenses. In all likelihood, these would have been shipped all over the globe for years to come.

[–] iltoroargento@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 17 hours ago

Oh yeah definitely, I'm just saying that even though dude(s) is/are going way hardcore and doing illegal stuff for his interests, it at least abuts against hobbyism because hobbyists would be the ones eventually purchasing them.

[–] SculptusPoe@lemmy.world 3 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (1 children)

Well, it seems obvious but some people don't have hobbies I guess. I don't keep ants, but I definitely see why someone would enjoy raising a colony of ants that are so different from what we normally have and why would be interesting. Keeping an ant colony healthy is a rewarding challenge and those ants have different behaviors and body types to regular ants. Look at that chonker of a queen, she is pretty beautiful on her own.

[–] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I would posit that potentially releasing invasive species or pets that won't survive the new localle crosses past the hobbyist/enthusiast lines towards villainny or menace. Might as well call arson a hobby.

[–] SculptusPoe@lemmy.world 3 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (1 children)

The best practice is to keep local ants. Almost all ant keepers suggest doing that. Also invasive ants that already have a foothold in the area is fine, like keeping fire ants for instance, though one should be more vigilant about keeping them in captivity and never risk letting them free. I would suppose new invasive should be only kept by expert keepers. I wouldn't even say those experts should be zoos, just well trained. Part of that training might be that they would decide not to keep them at all. So there is that. Some ants can't climb as well as others and are easier to set up confinements for. Some ants are nigh impossible to keep in or out...

[–] iltoroargento@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 17 hours ago

That's what I'm saying lol like hobbies are one thing, transporting potentially invasive species becomes another.

[–] GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 5 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

From what i gather, because they are rare and pretty cool. People will spend thousands on rare fish for their aquarium hobby, I could definitely see ant colony nerds paying that for a rare and apparently quite large african species.

[–] MangoCats@feddit.it 6 points 18 hours ago

And the things locals do to collect pretty fish are heinous beyond their comprehension. That $50 tropical fish could be one of a hundred collected on a reef that is now dead due to use of cyanide to stun it for easier collection.

[–] ToastedRavioli@midwest.social 36 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Street drugs are getting weirder and weirder

[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 4 points 14 hours ago

Let’s snort some ant

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 14 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (3 children)

Why the hell are people paying that much for ants? Just drop some sugar on the floor and you'll get tons of them for free!

[–] MangoCats@feddit.it 7 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

But you won't get Kenyan harvester ants...

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 1 points 10 hours ago

Is that way these guys did?

[–] WolfmanEightySix@piefed.social 5 points 19 hours ago

Rich people aren’t very good with money.

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 8 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

The Belgian teens? That was a perfectly phrased headline, right here on c/nottheonion:

"Belgian teens arrested with 5,000 smuggled ants as Kenya warns of changing trafficking trends"

[–] My_IFAKs___gone@lemmy.world 9 points 21 hours ago

Anti-ant antecedents antagonize contrabandits near Antananarivo (relatively speaking).

[–] brrt@sh.itjust.works 4 points 19 hours ago

Ants… some people would rob their mother for the Ants