this post was submitted on 10 May 2025
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[–] nuko147@lemm.ee 8 points 7 hours ago
[–] dan@upvote.au 5 points 7 hours ago

It really do be like that. I work with some people who are nearly 15 years younger than me (I'm in my mid 30s and some newer employees have just graduated from university) so I feel this.

[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 11 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

"Back when I was your age in the late 1900s..."

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 55 minutes ago

I prefer the term "turn of the century," myself.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 34 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

People born in 2015 are already 20 years old!

[–] Lembot_0002@lemm.ee 4 points 12 hours ago (4 children)
[–] FourWaveforms@lemm.ee 1 points 1 hour ago

@grok context?

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 4 points 8 hours ago
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 19 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (2 children)

They are. Just check the math, brother 😊

[–] salacious_coaster@infosec.pub 8 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

There's some kind of newfangled joke meta here, that I guess I'm too old to understand.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago

Damn right! Kids these days

[–] Lembot_0002@lemm.ee 4 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I don't think that it is a year you think it is.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 14 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (1 children)

Your age = your age minus the year you were born! Common knowledge

[–] Dr_Box@lemmy.world 10 points 12 hours ago (2 children)
[–] doctordevice@lemmy.ca 4 points 10 hours ago (3 children)

Funny, this is actually more specific about your birthday than just saying your birth year. This also encodes whether your birthday is before or after the current date within the year.

So... 1999 with your birthday later than May 10?

[–] FourWaveforms@lemm.ee 1 points 1 hour ago

love to encode things

[–] Dr_Box@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] doctordevice@lemmy.ca 1 points 59 minutes ago

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 6 points 12 hours ago
[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 4 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Clearly, with this kind of inaccuracy, one can no longer use a banana for scale.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

Need to use timescale