Nothing could be worse than X Æ A-12.
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Brayden, Hayden, jayden, tayden, kayden, rayden, shayden, cayden, pretty much the whole alphabet ending in den. And yes I met every single one of these
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The guiness book of records had an entry for the worst spelling in the old days before the book was dumbed down. Trying to spell 'usage' the incorrect attempt was youzitch achieving only one correct letter.
Does using French count? Then I nominate "eau". Impressive 300% bloat, 0 correct letters.
I present to you the plural : eaux 400% bloat still 0correct letters
I knew a guy so ghetto he got his first name as his Xbox Live Gamertag.
There's a girl in my kid's class named Eighmee. Pronounced "Amy". I thought it was weird but there's a street in a neighboring town named Eighmee Street.
Wow. So maybe it wasn't an "I'm so new and unique" Traighdiegh. I wonder what the history of Eighmee Street is.
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A girl in highschool whose name was Nazanine went by Nazi (Nah zee). Like, why? Your name was beautiful.
Edit: sorry, replied to the wrong comment
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"Shithead"
Pronounced: shi-THEED
Spelled: Shit Head
How can it be legal to literally name your kid an insult? Child protection gotta intervene.
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“It’s pronounced “Weener-Slave.””
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I once met a girl called "Xinhergi" (Synergy).
I once met a girl called Xinhergi
Who thrived on late-night energy.
She’d moan and she’d grind,
With a very keen mind
For positions defying liturgy.
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"Breighdone" (Brayden) is probably the most egregious one I haven't brain-bleached yet.
My friend works in the billing department of a local hospital, and she will occasionally text me some crazy spellings she comes across.
yeah that's literally a HIPAA violation lol
esp if the spelling is that unique, it's definitely identifying info
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Not so much the spelling, just... I went to school with a girl who's father fled the law and they ended up near us in Canada... they were originally from a trailer park in Tennessee
Her name was "Dollarina"
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Abcde (pronounced AB-sid-ee) was certainly memorable if nothing else.
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T'Fanny for Tiffany. She's about 30 now, so that was a bad decision from a long time ago.
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