1 & 2 are the same pill, unless 2 also stops you from putting on muscle mass which would be a real negative. In the same vein, "no more fat" taken too literally will just kill you, as humans need at least 4-5% body fat to live.

If you read them kindly "dont gain weight from eating" means you will burn fat just day to day, eventually hitting equilibrium. "No more fat" means you won't gain fat, so you can just eat excessively and youre at equilibrium. Neither affects you at a calorie deficit, and both do the same thing at a calorie surplus.

I think 5 and 9.

i don't really want the rest.

1. feels like a trap, once you burn through all your fat you'll be impossibly unhealthy

2. is a trap too, if you stop gaining weight from eating then you might trap yourself in the same situation as above

3. unless you hunt for food, bad idea

4. decent option, but it doesn't mention if there's any pain during the growth period

5. good option, as long as you have control over your strength

6. very bad option, sounds nice but you will go insane

7. doesn't say if online or IRL, having many followers IRL is not desirable

8. dangerous, erasing any meaningful memories is dangerous

9. the only good option with no consequences i can think of. i'll take 3 of those

I am underweight so 2 would probably kill me. 4 would make my gender dysphoria worse. 7 would be a nightmare since i have social anxiety

Why is there no estrogen pill?

5,6,9 easy.

Some are void if you are always happy.

2, 6, 9

2, 5, 9.

Revenge of the MonkeyPaw:

1 you are allergic to eating fat and can no longer eat any fat whatsoever.

2 your body has lost its ability to process nutrients, making you starve to death.

3 you’re banned from every store on earth.

4 only your neck gets 5cm longer.

5 but only in your dreams.

6 you can not feel anything but happiness - no pain, anger, sadness, nothing but joy.

7 and you’re awaiting your trial as you’re a KKK NeoNazi kult leader.

8 you get Alzheimer’s disease.

9 but you cannot access it because the government froze your account due to being investigated in a money laundering scheme.

Stop shopping??? Dafuq

999

Only need 6.

4, 5, 9

Only 9, the rest are useless/bad for me. 1 and 2 are nearly the same, and not a thing i have a problem with. 3 idk what the benifit of it should be. 4 i am tall enough. 5 would be nice sometimes, but at other times it would only cause you to break things. 6 it would be bad to not be able to cry in bad situations, as these are also part of life. 7 i don't need publicity 8 i don't have an ex 9 you can do a lot with money in this world

2 and 9, keep the change

I'd pick 459 if I could put the 5cm on my ding dong.

6. As long as i can stop smiling at funerals. I'm not unhappy but more is better.

Then 4. 5. Or 9. Are my options.

I'll probably take 9. I have enough money today but I've been disciplined with my spending my entire life. It's just something that I can stop thinking about.

4. Or 5. Would just be vanity, but if I'm happy I don't really see the problem. Maybe 2. So I don't have to think about that either.

1,2,9.

5,6,9. Already have 1,2

Hit me with the 159, chef.

2, 5, 9

No more fat? Like, for me or for the entire world? Because that’s terrifying either way. I’d die within minutes in either case.

5, 7 and 9 so I can start a revolution. I've made my peace with the fact that most people follow, live and die for people, not ideals and values (only the leaders do, and when they don't it all collapses), might as well play my role with my new superpowers, lol.

With 5, 7 and 9 I could start a cult.

5/9/7

Get followers and then ask each one for $1 and tell them to do it monthly to support the greater good.

5 and 9 pretty op compared to others so most people will choose that. From the others i guess and extra 5cm never hurts so im going with the same as op.

After 9 the 6 is bundled in for free