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[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 46 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Drive a Nazi car, win Nazi prizes

[–] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 28 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You don't understand! He was assigned cybertruck at birth!

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago

First it was attack helicopters. Now it's cybertrucks.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 40 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 24 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Cillizza's fingernails on a chalkboard voice: "People ask how I get my ideas. See those books on the shelf?" They are dusty and have never been read. They are props. "See that typewriter over there?" Another unused prop. "I am an analog guy." Another big lie. "And I got a turntable you can't see! Lotsa analog stuff! I got a book coming out called AnalogGuy. And right now - it's at the cheap low-low price of $19.99. Lemme tell you what other analog secrets it's got..." The symphony of lies continues.

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 18 points 2 weeks ago

“I paid $15,000 for a vintage minimoog in pristine condition, 100% analog. Have I ever turned it on? Hell no.”

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 29 points 2 weeks ago

a thug defaced my home by leaving a chinese food menu on my doorknob

i immediately called immigration police

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 16 points 2 weeks ago

Pundits... [redacted]

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 16 points 2 weeks ago

why would I not want to be apart from nazis?

[–] Thallo@hexbear.net 14 points 2 weeks ago

I think the thing driving us apart is the pure insanity of American fascism

[–] Lyudmila@hexbear.net 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Defaced in the vexillogical sense, sure.

One would deface a flag or coat of arms by adding a graphical element to it, so taping a sign to the brand emblem would technically be defacing it?

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I'm sure it was put on his window not on the paint but if you expand the meaning of "spoil"...

spoil the surface or appearance of (something), for example by drawing or writing on it.

[–] Lyudmila@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Or spoil, in the sense of altering the airflow on a vehicle or other rigid body for aerodynamic purposes.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

No mas.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKmadR4Ye54&t=371s

The great joke appears after about 60s. It needs some context.

[–] Lyudmila@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

Rip Norm. He really was the GOAT when it came to fast comebacks and wordplay.

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] MarxusMaximus@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

I'm sure it was put on his window not on the paint but if you expand the meaning of "spoil"...

The fucking cybertruck isn't even painted so there's no paint to chip or spoil. This man is crying and pissing his pants because someone left a piece of paper on his nazi tin can.

[–] OgdenTO@hexbear.net 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They took it's face.....off

:nic-cage:

[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

Criminally underrated movie.

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 13 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

finkelstein-lambaste Musk could simply fuck off and not be a Nazi.

[–] john_brown@hexbear.net 11 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 11 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Clearly he's not paying attention that this is a warning shot.

Deface his car for real next time.

[–] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 9 points 2 weeks ago

People just need to get on board with the politics of whatever it takes for me to never interact with the outside world except on my own terms

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Potentially relevant observation:

I lost my glasses a bit back, have not replaced them yet.

Hooray American Healthcare system.

... I actually had to zoom in, on mobile, to determine whether he was wearing a yarmulke style hat, or that was his hair.

... Apparently it is hair.

[–] Krem@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

he's going for a qing-style queue but it's gonna take a few more years until it's long enough to braid

[–] angryhemorrhoid@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago

Hahaha I'm trying to figure out the same thing all the time for the exact same reason!! It feels nice to not be alone, but I'm so sorry you're in the same situation. <3

[–] Civility@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago