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[–] motor_spirit@lemmy.world 91 points 2 months ago (2 children)

lotta words for somebody to say they'd like to fuck em both

[–] AlDente@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

If they offer, who am I to say no?

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 36 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

I bet he takes longer doing his hair than she does.

Actually, he looks like he's ready to remake American Psycho.

[–] aliceblossom@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

I'd watch the shit outta that remake.

[–] Hubi@feddit.org 3 points 2 months ago

I've seen a lot of names get thrown around for a supposed remake and this is the first casting that I could actually see happening.

[–] VirgilMastercard@reddthat.com 30 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Why can't I have the high end sex orgies without the cult part?

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 8 points 2 months ago

Because you're poor.

[–] Chev@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You actually can. There are tons of high end sex parties in every bigger city in Europe. Tons of beautiful people, everybody is open minded (usually you need to pass a written vibe test), Bars, DJs, Saunas, Swimmingpools, food and drinks, private rooms, public rooms and even afordable.

[–] StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You also have to be beautiful to shag the beautiful people.

[–] Chev@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

In one way or another, yeah.

[–] OldSageRick@lemm.ee 26 points 2 months ago (2 children)

He looks like someone who will wear a water recycling suit, see the past, present and future, and uses a bunch of stinky desert people for a jihad

[–] Saber_is_dead@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Lisan al-Gaib!

[–] Tangent5280@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

He also looks like someone who makes a music video with a bunch of friends to pass their statistics class in high school.

[–] red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You can't prove that they aren't.

[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 28 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I assume all the beautiful celebrities are at least invited to the high-end sex cult orgies. Whether they participate or not is really just a matter of preference (ideally).

[–] metallic_z3r0@infosec.pub 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Outside of nepo-babies they probably didn't become celebrities without first participating and demonstrating willingness in the existing high-end cult orgies.

[–] bane_killgrind@slrpnk.net 1 points 2 months ago

Mind the perimeter taped to the floor

[–] 0ndead@infosec.pub 17 points 2 months ago

Somebody face-swap them

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

Alright. I'm in.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Jokes on them. For the same price you can get in to 30 dollar store sex cults.

[–] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 months ago

I think high-end is probably more than $30

[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (3 children)

There's something very disproportionate about the sister's bottom of boob to top of forehead distance. Not trying to be negative about her appearance, as she's still a pretty girl, but my attention was immediately drawn to that oddity.

[–] Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I think it's the combination of the low cut of the dress and her haircut.

[–] Tangent5280@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Yeah, the stylist needs a performance review

[–] LemmyFeed@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

That's like kind a weird thing to notice ngl

[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

I never claimed to be normal

[–] Tangent5280@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

You are not amongst normal people here.

[–] Soulcreator@programming.dev 1 points 2 months ago

She's not wearing a pushup bra?

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] ReverendIrreverence@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

I'd accept such an invitation graciously... and immediately

[–] Fleur_@aussie.zone 3 points 2 months ago

Yeah this person is definitely not projecting their feelings onto them and these people very obviously look exactly like this

[–] RBWells@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

He is so beautiful but aging not so well, or going through an awkward phase or something. The weedy little moustache he is rocking is just awful.

[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Yes, please and thank you, can I bring toys?

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 0 points 2 months ago

How is calling them rich an insult?