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[–] WizardOfLoneliness@hexbear.net 88 points 4 days ago (2 children)

you had all of Europe owned by like one family and they still killed millions fighting each other

[–] Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 24 points 4 days ago

Maybe he is secretly aiming for owned outcome?

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Lowkey might be the best own I've heard on Europe.

[–] iByteABit@hexbear.net 58 points 4 days ago (1 children)

They want to be serfs so fucking bad lol

[–] WrongOnTheInternet@hexbear.net 31 points 3 days ago (1 children)

a nation of temporarily embarrassed dukes

[–] Redderthanmisty@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 3 days ago

Nuke'em all

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 67 points 4 days ago

Every capitalist cheerleader seems to secretly pine for feudalism. It's like they know what they support is bad, but refuse to look for alternatives.

[–] Z_Poster365@hexbear.net 49 points 4 days ago (1 children)

kind of a funny bit

I believe chapo had a similar idea. Marry the royal families of America (Clintons and Trumps) together and create a monarchy, who gives a fuck

[–] BingusBagoo@hexbear.net 38 points 4 days ago

Can't wait to die in a succession war when Grand Duke Jebediah Trump-Bush of The Carolinas goes to war with Countess Palatine of the Delaware Chelsea III Trump-Clinton over the throne.

[–] miz@hexbear.net 46 points 4 days ago (3 children)
[–] filipinokilla@hexbear.net 40 points 4 days ago

they're always so weird about asian women in particular lmfao

[–] Sinisterium@hexbear.net 12 points 3 days ago

Gurlie could get the top rated C-POP/chinese drama hotties, she doesnt need trump's crusty ass son.

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] miz@hexbear.net 3 points 3 days ago

{习|xí}{明|míng}{泽|zé}, daughter of China's president

[–] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 24 points 3 days ago

Check this guy's hard drive

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 18 points 3 days ago

There is that Crusader Kings part of my brain that occasionally plays royal matchmaker to celebrities or politicians. It can get really weird really fast, so I always tamp it down. Dune wasn't an instructional manual.

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 29 points 4 days ago (2 children)

the lady is probably a communist, why would she ever agree to this

[–] radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net 21 points 4 days ago (2 children)

IDK, I know nothing about her, but she could be a Kamala or Pete.

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 34 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

only thing i know tbh is that he brought her on his poverty eradication campaigns where he'd go to various poor villages and check in on progress. idk how you could be a neolib in that sort of atmosphere at least given your dad is also the leader of the largest communist party ever

also like this lady is like 30 something, barron is 19 lmao genuinely unhinged take

[–] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 25 points 4 days ago (2 children)

She willingly chooses to live in the US to this day. The pull of neoliberalism is strong. It wouldn’t be that surprising if she was.

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 20 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

i suppose thinkin-lenin but theres actually a lot of reasons for a communist to come to america, e.g. learning english or immersing yourself in a specific scientific field. shes a psychologist, could have attachments to patients? idk shrug-outta-hecks i tend to try to look for the best in people i guess

Saying this as someone with dual citizenship that cannot leave this fucking black hole of a country

[–] ClimateStalin@hexbear.net 11 points 3 days ago

Is that something we actually know? I know it was something weird right wingers were claiming but all I could find said she left the US after college

[–] The_Walkening@hexbear.net 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

IIRC she moved to the US before her dad became President, but I could imagine she stuck around because being the President's kid is a position where absolutely everyone wants a piece of you, and (if you want to get by on your own merits) it's probably better to live somewhere that it's not all that relevant/recognizable to people. Her personal politics aside, it seems pretty reasonable to not -

[–] Sinisterium@hexbear.net 11 points 3 days ago

She's a lib, believe me.

[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Thats not even her picture, its of some random c-pop star

[–] hellinkilla@hexbear.net 4 points 3 days ago

I can't discern the context. But if youse all made your barbies have twitter fights that explains about some things.