it stands for Big Penis Humiliation
ancient romans and greeks be like "look at this uncivilized oaf with his ridiculously huge dick, what a barbarian"
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OP is craving Ancient Roman roleplaying then, great idea
Prepare the kynodesmē!!
If nothing else, the clothes are fire! Bring back antiquity-style tunics and robes for men.
I live in an area with a lot of somali/Sudanese immigrants and every so often one of the dudes will come in wearing one of these and I'm lowk kinda jealous shit looks comfy asf.
I bet it is! Gotta be comfy if you can wear this in those climates without passing out.
Linguists now agree that the word "copium" was coined in ancient Rome.
"What's it like only being able to have sex with horses?"
I mean I'm biased, but... 😏
I respectfully decline clicking that link.
i clicked it. i am changed. gonna go f*€k a horse right now
Thank you. I now know exactly what that link was.
Understandable. Have a nice day 💕
Fake: anon has a small dick
Gay: Easy to be sub w/ women, hard w/ men, if you have a big dick. Possible, just harder.
Oh it's harder alright...
Some say, rock hard.
I was always interested in what goes down in the mind of a sph person and even more interestingly in a sph person with a larger member down there. Because for example you can be a femboy for example with a big penis because thats an aesthetic that works but not big penis sph. My guess would be that they just gaslight themselves into thinking they have a small penis which is already a big part of the sph and in general this sigma male thing that has been going on in recent times.
Me, not gay but desperately trying to figure out what this post is saying: SPH: Small Penis Haver BPH: Big Penis Haver
I really thought I was understanding the post until I read your comment, now I have no idea what those acronyms mean
the H is for humiliation
Ah, my mistake was in assuming the acronym had to do with being gay, not just a general fetish
There used to be some lewd jokes around when I was a stupid little cringe kid, but I can't recall now.... Something about never getting satisfied until in a dark room with a cow...