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[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 28 points 2 months ago (2 children)

The Holodomor (spongebob-wait hear me out). He doesn't do anything in particular but all the deaths for the rest of the round get attributed to him anyway

[–] BadTakesHaver@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago

this goes crazy in time battles

[–] Tabitha@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

Everyone sets their own food supplies on fire.

[–] AFineWayToDie@hexbear.net 28 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] lilypad@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago

Raises the spoon to the heavens before bringing it down, effectively cupping the target underneath the spoon. Then he smashes and flattens the spoon, along with whatever is inside. It kills the player regardless of hp or damage resistance.

[–] StalinIsMaiWaifu@lemmygrad.ml 13 points 2 months ago

Stalin's shadow clone shows up and ice picks the target in the back of the head

[–] vovchik_ilich@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Takes a screenshot of everyone on screen, erases one of them

[–] vovchik_ilich@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Blows your timpani with the Gommunism Vuvuzela

[–] vovchik_ilich@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Quickly industrialises through land collectivisation and centrally planned economy and builds tens of thousands of T-34s which overwhelm your previously superior industrial capabilities

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago

Basically Velma's "Call the Cops" ability, but with Red Guard.

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

"Raising a Flag over the Reichstag"

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

Union of Soviet Socialist SMASH

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I'm just mad they made him yet another sword wielding anime boy. I know he uses the spoon, but mechanically he is identical to all the other bloody fire emblem characters.