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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
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  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] wetbeardhairs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I just pooped bout an hour ago so my butt is empty.

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago

That's what you think. You rolled a five. You shit yourself.

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Hi and welcome to the Adam Friedland show

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Uhhh ummm you shit yourself

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[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Aight let's go i feel like a gamble

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[–] FedPosterman5000@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

About to stand up for my sales pitch - this is my chance to introduce white rompers to the world! Surely I can trust a sneaky little toot…..

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'm happy to inform you that you rolled a 5. You shit yourself.

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[–] huf@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago (3 children)

ah, is this why 666 is the number of the beast?

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago

Correct. Also you shit yourself

[–] mendiCAN@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago

not related but my pet theory is it's called "going number two" because you always pee and poo hence using 2 holes ipso facto no 2

[–] ComradeSpahija@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago

the number of Mister Beast

[–] buh@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago

Exactly, but every chamber is loaded (you shit yourself)

[–] SmokinStalin@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Hell yeah im a copromancer

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You rolled a 3. You shit yourself german-mud-wizard

[–] SmokinStalin@hexbear.net 2 points 23 hours ago

I use it to make a shit construct. It shits itself.

[–] roux@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm a level 20 rogue and I just landed a crit sneak attack. Do your worse!

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago

You rolled a nat 6, with shitical damage. You shit yourself

[–] gingerbrat@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Dice is hotttttt todayyy let's see. You rolled a 3! You shit yourself

[–] MF_COOM@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago

3 factorial - yep that'll do it

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[–] VibeCoder@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Please 6 please 6 please 6 please 6

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[–] DivineChaos100@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You rolled a 2. You shit yoursel.

[–] DivineChaos100@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Good thing i preemptively already shat myself so it... oh nvm shat myself again

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago

The dice never lie

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You rolled a 6. You shit yourself.

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Actually, i shit the floor. Checkmate atheist

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago

In a world where everyone's shitting their pants the naked man is king

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ha joke's on you, i refuse to be subject to the probabilistic whims of an uncaring universe. I preemptively shit myself

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago

Can I still tell your dice roll? (Ir was a 2)

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