I just pooped bout an hour ago so my butt is empty.
badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
That's what you think. You rolled a five. You shit yourself.
Hi and welcome to the Adam Friedland show
About to stand up for my sales pitch - this is my chance to introduce white rompers to the world! Surely I can trust a sneaky little toot…..
ah, is this why 666 is the number of the beast?
Correct. Also you shit yourself
not related but my pet theory is it's called "going number two" because you always pee and poo hence using 2 holes ipso facto no 2
the number of Mister Beast
Russian poolette
Exactly, but every chamber is loaded (you shit yourself)
Hell yeah im a copromancer
You rolled a 3. You shit yourself
I use it to make a shit construct. It shits itself.
I'm a level 20 rogue and I just landed a crit sneak attack. Do your worse!
You rolled a nat 6, with shitical damage. You shit yourself
Roll for me
Dice is hotttttt todayyy let's see. You rolled a 3! You shit yourself
3 factorial - yep that'll do it
Okay, lets do this
You rolled a 2. You shit yoursel.
Good thing i preemptively already shat myself so it... oh nvm shat myself again
The dice never lie
I'm not wearing any pants
You rolled a 6. You shit yourself.
Actually, i shit the floor. Checkmate atheist
In a world where everyone's shitting their pants the naked man is king
Ha joke's on you, i refuse to be subject to the probabilistic whims of an uncaring universe. I preemptively shit myself
Can I still tell your dice roll? (Ir was a 2)