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[–] stebo02@sopuli.xyz 3 points 6 days ago

dildo lies at the Trinity bay though

[–] reluctant_squidd@lemmy.ca 56 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It was real in 2023. It was quickly and aptly named the dickyberg.

That term alone should net you the appropriate search results to confirm it.

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 39 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My sister snapped a pic when she first saw it and sent it over.

"It is a sign for you and your people."

"My people?"

"Homosexuals."

I love her so much.

[–] VirgilMastercard@reddthat.com 9 points 1 week ago

I love that she called you "homosexuals" instead of "gays".

Your sister sounds awesome

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

When they measured its size did they go past the balls but not quite to the butthole?

[–] JackFrostNCola@aussie.zone 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

For ignorant people like me

Yaw
The value of the angle between the tip of an erect penis and its neighboring testicles squared. When determining the adjusted penis size (or T.M.I.) one must use the following equation: (Length * Diameter)+(weight/girth)/(yaw)

[–] HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

How do you place the erect Johnson on the balance to get an accurate weight? If you place the round side of the arch down, you’ll have false negatives and the pointy side down downwards the balance, you’ll get false positives proportional to the hardness of the Wilfred.

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I don't. I had never even heard of yaw before.

[–] JackFrostNCola@aussie.zone 3 points 6 days ago

Theres an educational video on the subject here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81bt0ZJLMas

[–] nichtsowichtig@feddit.org 10 points 1 week ago

Stephanie Pappas must have been really proud when she came up with that title

[–] Rodneyck@lemm.ee 9 points 1 week ago

I went all in and it gave me brain freeze. Best vacation ever!

[–] Kennystillalive@feddit.org 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I do love it whenever my island pops up in the news or memes.

[–] klu9@piefed.social 1 points 1 week ago

So now even "island" is a euphemism???

[–] Zier@fedia.io 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Poseidon is having erectile difficulties.

[–] Kaput@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Do you have any idea how cold that water was !