Elmo later tweeted that rocks are hard, water is wet, and that ice cream is cold.
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I would be really surprised if musk himself wasn't on that list.
I am hijacking this thread to bring to your attention that Musk just admitted he rigged the election and the week is not even over yet.
Edit Yes, commentators, I stand by what I said. Axios would not frame it as "nuclear" if he merely meant he poured millions into the elections. His statement "Dems would control the House and the Republicans would be 51-49 in the Senate." is oddly specific, isn't it.
What to watch: "Is it time to create a new political party in America that actually represents the 80% in the middle?" Musk asked in a poll of his millions of loyal X followers.
Um, in the ..middle? What middle?
Middle like MAGA (who put nazis to shame)? Middle like the dark enlighment (a reactionary movement)? Middle like the AFD (the German neonazi party)?
I am fucking losing it rn, Elmo thinks he is a fucking Centrist. Now I have seen in all.
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Oh, this made my day.
But also, Elon, your name would've been in those files too if you had been born a decade earlier.
Did anyone doubt that he wasn’t?
I thought this for many many years.
I've got to stock up on popcorn for the epic hissyfits these losers are throwing down. I hope Elon gets deported then proves Trump is on the Epstein list.
Musk: "Trump was in the Epstein files!"
X(the son): "do you have ANY IDEA HOW WEAK YOU JUST MADE US LOOK!"
lol I’m now imagining his human shield is more of a ratatouille situation
Man, I sure hope Musk doesn't kill himself the exact same way that Epstein didn't.