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"Fuck outta here with your garbage little trinket. Rolex as a whole, doesn't come anywhere NEAR the big three in any capacity, so go get yourself a real watch and I might be impressed, because all you've shown me so far is your have more money than taste...*
"Wow, I guess you really CAN'T buy taste then"
Realize you mistakenly spoke to a Baldwin and walk away
That's when you pull Nick Swarsdson's wrist watch bit. "Hey man I can't read my watch, can you read my watch?"
Cool. Anyway...
Smile really big and start laughing. Maintain the smile, maintain eye contact.
Yes, but do you have brass balls?
"It must be so tedious being bound in the literal shackles of time. Worse yet to attach ones sense of manhood to their own enslavement. Even moreso to celebrate it with an even fancier manacle... I'm going to go enjoy a coffee. I'll be back whenever I'm done."
I think I made the better choice.
I eat them.
interesting, i also used to enjoy making poor people feel 'less than,' but then i graduated high school
"Sweet that means someone in need could get a car!"
"Sweet that means someone in need could get a car!"
“Why would I own a car? Our public transportation works fine. Or a watch, since I can already see the time from my mobile phone.”
"Cool; I'll just take it right over to the pawn shop then"
"Oh that's cute, does it have a Spring Drive tho?"
Oh cool. Mine is made out of wood and leather and cost ten bucks. I've had it for two decades and my dad had it for four. It's really comfortable and loses a second a decade. How's yours do?
But can it djent?
Why would I spend money on a depreciating asset? My money works for me.
So you like to waste money?
Calling someone a fairy is a quick way to win an argument
“Does it cost more than the lawyers trying to save your ass after your negligence led to you shooting and killing someone whose only crime was showing up to work?”
"So instead of feeding hundreds of hungry children, you decided to get gaudy jewelry that tells everyone you're a greedy cunt?"