Why the fuck would I drive a watch ?

Just smile non-genuinely and say "Sure."

Woow, what does it do?

• It tells time.

Nothing else? So does my car.

"good for you, little guy"

You still use a watch?

K

• Your clock stopped. (Looks at the clock)
• No it's still working.
• You are bald on tip of your head I saw it when you were looking at the clock.

So you could have donated that money to a food bank or homeless shelter and gotten a tax break. Or you could have just kept it and invested in dividend paying stock, but instead you spent it on a watch that tells you the same time as my $20 watch?

"and i have a piece of cardboard thats worth more than your watch" whips out a charizard

All these comments are trying too hard. The only two options are "OK?" and "that watch?"

Verbose disses only work in rap

Can you go careening around twisty mountain roads with the top down with a 6 speed manual stick with that watch? No? I'll take my Miata any day. Good luck with your time keeping.

seems like a giant waste of money when you have phone that has the time on it.

Smile really big and start laughing. Maintain the smile, maintain eye contact.

Either dishonest affirmation or "That's nice, buddy" and touch his shoulder.

With people you might need later it's the first option, the second if you want to piss off narcissists.

Nice.

Good for you, why should I care?

“Your watch cost more than £100?”

Imagine not being able to tell the time by just looking up

When I was at school, the kids would say, "my dad's shed is bigger than your dad's shed". But that was a long time ago, and we each had a child's view of the world. Most of us grew up.

“Why would I own a car? Our public transportation works fine. Or a watch, since I can already see the time from my mobile phone.”

Grabs machete
Thanks for showing me where to find it. /j

Fool and his money.

My car has an analog clock face too.

That's cool, but MY watch has a Tomagachi living in it.

What kind of dumbass would spend that much on a watch?

Has this one done it? or how many such watches in do you get to be happy?

Tell him I still banged your mom tho

"I don't get my happiness from material worth."

“What kinda mileage does it get?”

“Cool, I went to the bar with my friends last night. What did you do?”

“Can you get me some more water?”

A classic that always makes people like this angry is the good ole, "Anyways, [Something you are casually going to do today or did yesterday]- " and a hand wave to dismiss the statement.

It infuriates them lol

"So?"

That's the response you want. Complete andutter boredom. You don't care. Their entire personality is built around a weird little status structure and if you don't buy into their hallucination they lose their everloving minds