Spam teleporting hacks plus easy hiding using the teleport ability? Heckle yeah
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5 If you want to see the world burn
Holy smokes, 2?? Obviously see inside empty containers and teleport up to 7 inches!
I'd give anything to be able to tell at a glance what boxes I don't need to open when looking for something and get out of nearly any tight spot or tangle.
Time to disrupt the gravel market
Teleport 7 inches, and free gravel for life.
The first might come in handy during some insane near miss scenario, and I could make a killing running a B2B selling gravel.
Depending on how fast the teleport is, whether there's a delay between uses and whether it causes significant fatigue or other side effects, I might take that. Other than that, it's a toss-up for me between the extinct language and communicating with oysters.
5 and 8. Imagine being able to spook people out all around the world by making their toaster go off in the middle of the night. Also, speaking in dead languages will make me very interesting at parties.
1 and 2.
I bet oysters are pretty cool and have a lot to talk about.
Free gravel. No more pot holes.
I want this to be an actual proper format for those shitty superpower communities.
3 and 8
Then I can Time Warp to the past and become a king! Or holy figure
5 and 7. You guys are sleeping on the toaster thing. I can control the most unsafe electrical appliance with my mind? The possibilities are endless.
Along with knowing whether things are empty. I'd be the perfect bouncer.
Probably 3 or 5. Those would be funny af
7 can be useful. With 6 I can keep repeating it to be a lot younger, 10 hours at a time.
Free gravel and can speak khitan. You can sell the gravel for money and you can say just about anything and no one will get mad at you cause no one will understand you.
Teleport obviously
Why is no one choosing 7? Xray vision is absolutely going to be super useful. After that its a tossup between 2 and 3.