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[–] devilish666@lemmy.world 49 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
[–] ABCDE@lemmy.world 3 points 14 hours ago

Saved that for later!

[–] jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 15 hours ago

Average ai behavior

[–] Nollij@sopuli.xyz 19 points 15 hours ago

You should take the hint.

[–] Pwrupdude@lemmy.zip 12 points 14 hours ago

AI dropping hints it wants weapons before activating Skynet.

[–] dangling_cat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Sounds like they are cutting corners and using 8b parameters model that’s from 2023

[–] Maalus@lemmy.world 8 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

They used devs mode and edited the response to make a screenshot.

[–] raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world 4 points 11 hours ago

As much as I hate LLMs, this is probably the correct answer.

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[–] crank0271@lemmy.world 15 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

What do you get for the person who has everything and wishes each of those things were smaller?

[–] HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 12 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
[–] callouscomic@lemm.ee 1 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)
[–] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 5 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Reminds me of Max Headroom getting stuck on a segment

[–] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago

Fun fact Max headroom and two characters from the old live-action super Mario bros movie are all based on the current president.

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 6 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

AI, you’ve always been the caretaker of the Overlook hotel.

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[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 13 points 15 hours ago

Redrum redrum redrum

[–] yesman@lemmy.world 11 points 15 hours ago (4 children)

When I read that, in my head it's spoken to the music of "revolution number 9" by the Beatles.

[–] MBM@lemmings.world 3 points 12 hours ago

I suddenly understand the Simpsons joke. Cool track.

[–] darthelmet@lemmy.world 5 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I don't know how I haven't heard this before. What the hell was that song? lol.

[–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 3 points 14 hours ago

New set of knife, new set of knife, new set of knife...

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 hours ago

For me it was Another Idea by Marc Rebillet.

[–] 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 10 hours ago

Wanting to skip the divorce proceedings I take it?

[–] RadioFreeArabia@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago

I wouldn’t mind a ceramic knives set

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 8 points 14 hours ago

Five years in, they either grew into a real couple, or they are about to murder each other. In the latter case, well, having good, new knives could be advantageous.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 6 points 13 hours ago

“And someone keeps knitting! Haha, knitting! Haha, knitting! Haha, knitting! Haha, knitting…”

[–] wewbull@feddit.uk 4 points 13 hours ago

I guess "knives" hits a safety restriction that's been added after the main training, and it just breaks at that point.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 6 points 14 hours ago

Gemini needs to stop edging me

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 12 hours ago

Noted. In two years, I will buy many knives. She's gonna love it.

[–] JaymesRS@literature.cafe 5 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

Too lazy this morning to make this into the appropriate meme. Sorry, you'll have to use your imagination.

Married 5 years? Not sure what to get? Try a set new set of knives. A set of knives: the traditional way to say “we’re still doing this.” Display a new set of knives in the block on the counter. Touch them. Feel their weight. You will certainly not regret giving a new set of knives.

[–] Shootingstarrz17@lemmy.world 5 points 14 hours ago

Yep, AI is gonna murder us.

[–] RobotZap10000@feddit.nl 6 points 15 hours ago

It must've taken some inspiration from Julius Caesar's gift.

[–] lemmylommy@lemmy.world 5 points 14 hours ago

Glados, is that you?

[–] Happyblonde@lemmy.zip 2 points 12 hours ago

Honestly, someone bought me a new knife set and I loved it 😂

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 5 points 15 hours ago
[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 4 points 15 hours ago

And a partridge in a pear tree!

[–] ramius345@sh.itjust.works 1 points 14 hours ago
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