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[–] JaymesRS@literature.cafe 5 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

Too lazy this morning to make this into the appropriate meme. Sorry, you'll have to use your imagination.

Married 5 years? Not sure what to get? Try a set new set of knives. A set of knives: the traditional way to say “we’re still doing this.” Display a new set of knives in the block on the counter. Touch them. Feel their weight. You will certainly not regret giving a new set of knives.

[–] RobotZap10000@feddit.nl 6 points 20 hours ago

It must've taken some inspiration from Julius Caesar's gift.

[–] Shootingstarrz17@lemmy.world 5 points 20 hours ago

Yep, AI is gonna murder us.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 18 hours ago

Noted. In two years, I will buy many knives. She's gonna love it.

[–] lemmylommy@lemmy.world 5 points 20 hours ago

Glados, is that you?

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 5 points 21 hours ago
[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 4 points 20 hours ago

And a partridge in a pear tree!

[–] ramius345@sh.itjust.works 2 points 20 hours ago
[–] Happyblonde@lemmy.zip 1 points 17 hours ago

Honestly, someone bought me a new knife set and I loved it 😂

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