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[–] BossDj@lemm.ee 32 points 2 months ago (1 children)

My friend Mark Faceberg

[–] malloc@lemmy.world 26 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Zuckerberg always looks so uncomfortable. Is this what it looks like when you sell out the human race so you can continue to hoard wealth?

[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Well he probably hasn't shed his skin in a while. So he's probably really itchy

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Yeah and really hard to blink vertically and not use your nictitating membrane

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

He looks like he's holding in a fart, but also isn't quite sure what a fart is. Because he's not human.

"I feel like there's a buildup inside me. My body vessle is going to explode"

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I mean, could be worse...

[–] aviationeast@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Get Zuck can you look into the Epstein files for us.

[–] zr0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 months ago

From Lawyer-Look, to Old-Zuck-Cool-Dude-Look, and now back?

The Special-K is doing some magic with those brains

[–] Dicska@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

"Also, put this on:"

[–] CubitOom@infosec.pub 3 points 2 months ago

I hope he gets the Sporus treatment.

[–] wanderwisley@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I mean zuck is a sharp shifting lizard alien so he could morph into a musk.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ah yes, the classic ZZ Top hit song of the 1980s.

Sharp Shifting Lizard Man

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 2 months ago

Every fascist crazy 'bout a Sharp Shifting Lizard Man