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[–] Tillman@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Vim is pretty amazing. Almost everywhere now too.

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[–] Stomata@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 days ago
[–] whodatdair@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 6 days ago (22 children)

‘vimtutor’ is your friend. Nobody sane uses vim as an IDE, but if you have to ssh to a host to fuck with a config file it’s pretty nice to know because you can guarantee that most distros have at least vi, if not vim.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 3 points 6 days ago

And if not they have sed or ed or echo and cat.

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[–] Endmaker@ani.social 34 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (13 children)

Personally, I have seen so many memes about exiting vim that by the time I got to use it for the first time, exiting it was a no-brainer.

For any newbies out there, the command is

:wq

I'm going to stick with my current process of accidentally opening vim, typing semi-random things that feel like they should work for a minute and then eventually looking up how to quit on my phone.

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[–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 17 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Go beyond the lazy memes and see for yourself why it has such a loyal cult!

https://openvim.com/

[–] IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The loyal cult is the result of Stockholm syndrome.

[–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Stockholm syndrome came from a bs flawed study so shrugs

[–] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 14 points 1 week ago

That's exactly what a Stockholm syndrome victim would say!

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[–] lobut@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

I use VS Code mainly and I always want to go to the end of a line and beginning. On Mac it's like CTRL+E and CTRL+A respectively. On Windows, I was like, I guess I could do Windows Key and arrows but it felt off. Installing Vim bindings on VS Code just fixed this all for me. I love it.

[edit] for non-VIM users, you can skip words and go-to braces (and delete what's in them) and highlight within quotes very easily ... for function search, the built-in VS Code is really good too. I also have Harpoon installed to hop between files. If it doesn't appeal to you, then that's cool too! Whatever keeps you in there. [/edit]

I've tried setting up my own vim stuff and I always bail out because I can't figure something out. I feel like I need to really sit with it and I'd have the perfect set up for me.

Lastly, I've installed vim for zsh and it's the best. I can hop all around my terminal and highlight and remove things. It's so beautiful.

[–] PrinzKasper@feddit.org 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I use VS Code mainly and I always want to go to the end of a line and beginning.

Soo... The end key and pos1 key?

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[–] KiwiTB@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

I mean I do... with evil/vim bindings!

I love it.

No upvote tho because unnecessary 'tude

[–] kobra@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 week ago

Apologies for the completely random thought but this is the 2nd time in my life I’ve see “‘tude” written down. first time was in the “I can’t remember” song by Alice In Chains, so you’re in good company haha

[–] bss03@infosec.pub 4 points 1 week ago

Honestly, I don't like either programmability approach (vimscript/lua OR emacs-lisp), but I'll probably just stick with neovim, because when I'm on a system without my configuration, I've more productive there, and I don't want to learn enough emacs-lisp "APIs" to reproduce my somewhat small vim configuration.

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[–] andrewth09@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (5 children)

You have heard of :wq, but have you heard of ZZ

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