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[–] Kloayka@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 21 hours ago

Did you know that semen is mostly sugar?

Then why does it taste so acidic?

What? It's salty, not acidic.

Oh, is it? How do you know?

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[–] EldenLord@lemmy.world 6 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

What flag is that by the poster‘s name? A colorshifted trans pride flag?

[–] Edge004@lemm.ee 10 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] EldenLord@lemmy.world 4 points 21 hours ago

Right, that‘s it. I‘ve never seen it before, thanks

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 23 hours ago

Real men taste their own semen and know that it is salty!

[–] jaschen306@sh.itjust.works 35 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Because the taste buds are in the front of your tongue, not the back of your throat.

[–] MHLoppy@fedia.io 36 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I assume you're joking, but for those who got taught that in school but haven't thought about it since, that thing is basically bs: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tongue_map

[–] jaschen306@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's a deep throating joke.

[–] MHLoppy@fedia.io 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I know that part is, but specifically the front of your tongue tasting sweet is the weird tongue map thing that somehow made it into the education system

The back lf your throat doesn't have taste buds tho.

[–] uuldika@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I thought the taste bud distribution thing ended up being kinda bad science.

[–] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 24 points 1 day ago

It did. Probably just making a deepthroating joke.

[–] RedSnt@feddit.dk 17 points 2 days ago
[–] Turret3857@infosec.pub 8 points 2 days ago

BAGEL NOOO!!!

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Mine tastes like pineapple and I'm willing to provide proof.

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 day ago

Gotta slow down on the mtn dew man.