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Financially-motivated assassinations? Having someone killed before they can disown you?

Mob hits.

Assassination of passion.

isn’t every assassination politically motivated?

We can go further and describe everything we do and every way in which we interact with others as "politically motivated" because politics is literally just dealing with someone else. If there were two people left on earth, there would be politics. If there was only one person left, there would finally be no politics.

And that's my platform when I run: no more politics 2028! lets gooooo!

Often, I think being an important person or person in position of power is an important factor that makes it different than just a murder.

In my experience they never get it. It is fun to make fun of them. Once they reveal themselves, they become very predictable and even when called out as to how they will respond, they do it anyway like an npc.

Um acktshually you can cast Limited Wish as a 7th level in Pathfinder 🤓

The old 3.5e Epic Level Handbook had 10th level spells, and the rules surrounding their use.

So, maybe you could use a 10th level spell slot to stengthen Wish?

I haven't played D&D this century, and the last Pathfinder I ran was lower level and we only did 1 or 2 actual play sessions before scheduling fell apart. (Also, I'm a pretty bad DM, even working from an existing published campaign; people just want me to be GM because I can remember rules.)

EDIT: 10th 11th and 12th.

As of this month I am 31 years clean from D&D. And even I knew that wish is always cast at level 9.

Weird how every anticommunism turns out to be fascism putting on a performance for libs.

For some reason there seems to be this idea that everything must either be fascist or communist or somewhere between. Like they don't believe in the existence of other political philosophies.

They're obsessed with the political spectrum being one-dimensional, it isn't.

Not by accident, Serbia is like the MAGA lovin' south of Europe, complete with the ignorant meat-heads gargling Putin's balls.

"politically motivated assassinations?" like the two Democratic politicians who were just murdered yesterday in Minnesota?

Including the ones in Minnesota today?

I like how it's "politically motivated assassinations" while graffiti on a Tesla is terrorism.

It's kinda "fellow kids" but also a lot people don't know the rules of the games they play.

This one's a fascist tho, so fuck them.

It's also already a ninth level spell, so saying he'll cast it at level nine is meaningless and a failed attempt to establish nerd cred.