The logic is sound, but the math doesn't check out.
this post was submitted on 18 Jun 2025
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The woman who birthed my child didn't remember anything of the actual process, the pain is so bad the brain just kinda blocks it out after the fact apparently. I've read this is fairly common. One thing I do remember is how bad my hand hurt after all that squeezing, I needed like a whole two ibuprofen to fix it, talk about killer.
Woman want another child is called productive.
Man want their nut to be kicked again is called masochist.
Where's the equality in that? Finding pleasure in pain shouldn't be shunned, get your nut kicked today!
There are so many guys who have asked to be kicked in the balls again.
They should be able to give birth no problem then.
Find put a way to implant an uterus and ovaries in those guys, and boom, dropping birth rate solved.
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Nutblows don't give you dat sweet sweet oxy
That guy should watch Jackass. Johnny Knoxville became famous for specifically that.
Guys who are into cbt: are you sure?
Daniel: this better not awaken something in me
that's because they asked to get kicked in the nuts by saying shit like "getting kicked in the nuts is more painful then giving birth"
Interesting logic though 😅
Neither scenario touches the torture I endure the morning after pepper-heavy, spicy Mexican food.
Ya'll have some weird GI systems...
Obviously weak bloods are excluded
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I don't think I've thought about this episode in like 30 years. Yet I can hear the line like it was yesterday.
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While there are actually more painful things than childbirth (some people who gave birth can attest), getting kicked in the nuts is clearly not one of them.
Edit: Owner of balls here, the muscle pain I felt in my arms (due to overexcercise) this morning was worse than getting kicked in the balls.
This is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard in my life. You clearly have never had an actual kick to the nuts if you think post workout soreness is worse. Like actually dude. Is this even a serious comment? It's so absurd to the point of trolling.
Kidney stones, those are the worst.
I was about to say this. Had kidney stones. Would not recommend birthing a stone baby.
one wonders why nature saw fit to give us pain receptors throughout the urethra, like was that necessary?
surely like a centimeter in would have sufficed?
Well, if you had something happening there, you probably would want to know about it. Pain is the body's alert system.
You've never really been kicked in the nuts with any real force if you think any sort of non injury workout pain is even close.
While there are actually more painful things than childbirth (some people who gave birth can attest), getting kicked in the nuts is clearly not one of them
Have you tried both?
No, and this economy and political system, I wouldn't want to try out my mpreg fantasies...
We’ll have to find a trans guy who gave birth and had bottom surgery afterwards.
Although I don’t think the scrotes they can make right now have the same kinds of nerve endings. I’ll never get to try CBT :(
Isn't that the plot of "Predestination"? If I understood it correctly.
How did I not know there was a movie about a time traveling badass trans guy? That looks fucking awesome.
Infected road rash all up your right arm is so much worse too, and I imagine there's probably worse things than that once you get into spinal pain
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