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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
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  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
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  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[โ€“] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I was in both lines today. See my post history if curious ๐Ÿ˜”

[โ€“] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago

I am getting cramps but I don't think it will be anything too serious

Famous last words

[โ€“] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

means tested neoliberalism means that there are two lines to waste everybody's time smdh

[โ€“] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[โ€“] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

Farty eight contiguous sharts.

[โ€“] propter_hog@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

The illusion of choice

[โ€“] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Whateva happened there

[โ€“] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What about em. One js stored in the balls, but i don't need to tell you which

[โ€“] propter_hog@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Everybody knows cum is just piss that hasn't fermented yet, so you're wrong, both are stored in the balls

[โ€“] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

@grok is this true

[โ€“] shath@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

what is the synthesis of beanis and farty

[โ€“] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

There should just be one line that goes to beanis and then one line from beanis to fart. It's not really an either or situation.

[โ€“] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

Very true. The comic is a gross oversimplification. But it does make you think thonk