I was in both lines today. See my post history if curious ๐
badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
I am getting cramps but I don't think it will be anything too serious
Famous last words
means tested neoliberalism means that there are two lines to waste everybody's time smdh
The two farty state
Farty eight contiguous sharts.
The illusion of choice
What about piss and cum?
Whateva happened there
What about em. One js stored in the balls, but i don't need to tell you which
Everybody knows cum is just piss that hasn't fermented yet, so you're wrong, both are stored in the balls
@grok is this true
what is the synthesis of beanis and farty
Dinner
WRONG it's poop
There should just be one line that goes to beanis and then one line from beanis to fart. It's not really an either or situation.
Very true. The comic is a gross oversimplification. But it does make you think