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[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 39 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

Needs the Pizza Planet truck tucked into the background.

[–] gregorum@lemm.ee 11 points 9 months ago

“Computer: one cannabis brownie”

[zweeerp]

[–] TrenchcoatFullofBats@belfry.rip 9 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Now I'm imagining this universe's version of the SNW musical episode: Klingon bluegrass boy band?

Truck nuts on the nacelles?

[–] VindictiveJudge@startrek.website 6 points 9 months ago

I think the truck nuts go below the rear shuttle bay. Mudflaps go on the nacelles.

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 months ago

Opening theme replaced with The Eagle's "Journey Of The Sorcerer," confusing some British sci-fi fans.

The Klingons do an admirable version of Iron Horse's Pickin' On Modest Mouse.

tlqlI'-- nongqu'! / bogh nIjtaH mIllogh chenmoH'mo.
ghoplI' bIrlaw' / puS torDu' bIr puS QemjIq'Daq Saq.
HurDaq, SIStaH, SudmoH 'ej wov / bIrmo' wovmoHwI’ tlhapqa' maSvo'.
puv ron qa'Hom SoHvetlh / qawTah maH mohpu' cha' qa'meH wej.

[–] DestroyerOfWorlds@sh.itjust.works 28 points 9 months ago (2 children)

"What if Spaceships had feelings?"

-Pixar

[–] oeverbloem@feddit.nl 21 points 9 months ago (1 children)

“Oof ouch owie my warp core”

  • USS Enterprise
[–] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 5 points 9 months ago

I think you mean Cerritos

[–] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I remember Andromeda, and I’m going to make it everybody else’s problem.

[–] JoeyJoJoJuniour@lemmy.ml 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I loved Andromeda, I can't rewat it thought because it's either awful, and I've ruined the memory or it's good and I can't watch a show with Kevin Sorbo anymore

[–] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Interesting universe and premise. It’s got noticeably lower production value than comparable Trek, but it’s decent for the first season and a half.

Robert Hewitt Wolfe, a writer who had worked on Deep Space 9 was the producer for the first season and a half. In the middle of the second season Sorbo and the network teamed up to push him out, and retooled the show to be much dumber and more actiony. It takes an immediate and embarrassing nosedive after that.

If you watch it, a good time to stop is when Trance Gemini turns from purple to gold colored.

[–] JoeyJoJoJuniour@lemmy.ml 3 points 9 months ago

I'll keep that in mind. I love the premise and any sort of rebuilding an empire type thing.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 22 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Alright kids ... in today's episode Voyager has a little oopsy daisy in the transporter room and combines two people into one new friend named Tuvix ... let's see what the Captain will do

and that was the day the kids learned about crimes against sentience.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 13 points 9 months ago

...and children were traumatized for life.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Straight out the airlock? That wasn't in the script

[–] gregorum@lemm.ee 17 points 9 months ago

Pixar’s Shipz

[–] brezelradar@feddit.de 16 points 9 months ago

This is getting out of hand!

[–] Telodzrum@lemmy.world 15 points 9 months ago (3 children)

What happens to the conscious self when the Enterprise D separates the drive section from the saucer section?

[–] MajorHavoc@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago

Good question. I imagine the saucer section retains all the nurturing family camper persona, while the naccelle section revels in having all the warp power, and occasionally reminds everyone that it thinks mainly with it's battle bridge.

[–] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 8 points 9 months ago

Babies First Existential Crisis.

[–] agent_flounder@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

It's like when zombies or Frankenstein's monster pops their heads off for laughs.

[–] GreenMario@lemm.ee 14 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

"I am speed. Coughcoughhackcough"

-- Excelsior NX-2000

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You can always make your own show. They're selling these on eBay.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

Oh dear... I'm having flashes of a "The Thunderbirds," or "Team America; World Police" style movie being made with those.....

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Gimme a the Thomas the Starship universe.

[–] zaphod@feddit.de 7 points 9 months ago

Are shuttles baby spaceships?

[–] xylogx@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] CeruleanRuin@lemmings.world 8 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Mater would be a Pakled tow-cruiser.

"We look for things to get 'er dun."

[–] Infynis@midwest.social 6 points 9 months ago

This is the universe Tarka was trying to get to

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

Reminds me of this- https://vimeo.com/93040969

Which then someone decided was actually a good idea - https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0330994/

[–] Froyn@kbin.social 4 points 9 months ago

That's the look of a ship that needs to "shuttle"

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] PochoHipster@lemmy.ml 3 points 9 months ago

Only if Badgey can still be a baddie

[–] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago
[–] CeruleanRuin@lemmings.world 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] Stamets@startrek.website 3 points 9 months ago

Because it would be entertaining