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[–] riwo@lemmy.blahaj.zone 90 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

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some fucking smartass cunt, the absolute bane of my existence, the most annoying creature in this universe: "please use propper spelling and punctuation🤓🤓"

words can not express the hate i feel for this kind of person

[–] letsgo@lemm.ee 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] drislands@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Seriously. It's never helpful to be smug and condescending about spelling and grammar. When I offer correction, I always make sure to be strictly factual and polite wherever possible, because sometimes people just don't know the difference.

[–] riwo@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 year ago

i dont mind getting corrected. what i hate is ppl telling me that my spelling or punctuation sucks without offering any corrections. this is especially great when they use this to discredit me

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[–] zerofk@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] pancakes@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 4 points 1 year ago

Couldn'shan'not'n've

[–] M500@lemmy.ml 39 points 1 year ago (2 children)

That’s so funny 😂😂

I can totally understand. Everything about English is difficult.

[–] kameecoding@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Hungarian ia the superior language, everything is pronounced how it's written, no genders, date format is close to iso 8601 wxcept with dots instead of -, you literally just add stuff to the word to change its meaning.

[–] Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 1 year ago

date format is close to iso 8601

Bro that's all you had to say

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Also:

  • No guesswork about where to place the emphasis because it's always the first syllable (glaring at Slavic languages)
  • No guesswork about pronunciation beause every letter has exactly one (glaring intensely at Russian)
  • No guesswork about how to construct diacriticised glyphs or diphthongs because everything is defined in the alphabet

In general, Uralic languages are always superior to Germanics, and only lose against Nordics because of the cool factor.

[–] uis@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago
  • No guesswork about pronunciation beause every letter has exactly one (glaring intensely at Russian)

Multiple pronunciations means you can choose any of those options and be correct.

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[–] uis@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

close to iso 8601

Big-endian is biiig

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[–] CheesyFox@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (7 children)

lol

from all the languages I know, english is the easiest one

[–] problematicPanther@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

i dunno man, i started learning indonesian, that one is really really simple, or at least it is so far. the verb 'is' is pretty much always implied. plural? just say the same noun twice.

and some of the words are awesome. For example. the word "sock" is "kaus kaki" which literally translates to 'hand shirt'. i love it.

[–] CheesyFox@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

well, I don't know indonesian, so I can't say anythig on the matter

[–] cows_are_underrated@feddit.de 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I don't think that English is that hard. It has very easy grammar, you don't have to mess with genders and it has a straight forward sentence structure. Other languages like german, are much harder to learn.

[–] CheesyFox@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

yeah, i'm from Ukraine, and at some point our study program has tried to fit in our poor heads some A1-A2 german, so I can relate. Needless to mention that i can't say a word in german, all knowledge of it has been forgotten by me as some kind of lovecraftian unspeakable horror :D

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[–] PsychologicalCannabis@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

So from all of your experience of knowing one language?

[–] CheesyFox@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (8 children)

nice joke, but no, i know 4.The toughest for me personally is czech.

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[–] uis@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] CheesyFox@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Вообще, считается, что чем в языке меньше падежей, тем он проще, но ок, допустим, всё это фигня. Даже в таком случае я соглашусь с тобой лишь на половину, потому что письменную часть даже не все носители способны осилить. Плюс ударения (торты или торты?)). Если ты с детства говоришь на русском, то конечно он для тебя проще, чем английский, особенно с учётом того, как последний подаётся у нас в школах и кем. Я лично его учил, смотря видео на ютубе. Сначала с сабами, потом начал понимать и без них. В общем, мой тейк состоит в том, что английский интуитивен, в то время, как в русском уже -тся -ться у многих вызывает проблемы.

[–] v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Major kudos to you for learning Russian solely from YouTube videos

[–] CheesyFox@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (7 children)

loll, man, I was talking about english when I said that I've learned it from youtube. If it were as you said, that would've been kida disproving of my point.

i guess it's less obvious when you translate my comment to english, but the words' order and phrasing are made in such way that you'll get the hint

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[–] Speiser0@feddit.de 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Is there a programming language equivalent for this?

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] dingleberry@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 year ago

Hope it's not crabs.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] lemmesay@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 year ago

ECMAScript*
Are you also too lazy to learn name of the official specification and capitalisation?
Priorities.

are you too lazy to learn spelling and punctuation

what isn't homophobic but feels like it is

[–] pigup@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] Donkter@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

🌱💦🌿englush 🌿💦🌱

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[–] RickRussell_CA@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

While there is indeed no punctuation, nothing is misspelled. Also, "Understandable, have a nice day, sir." contains incorrect punctuation in the form of a comma splice.

[–] TheSanSabaSongbird@lemdro.id 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The first too is misspelled. It should have two Os.

[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Just like your mom had last night.

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[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Good catch, I totally missed that.

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