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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/PerfectFlower8267 on 2025-07-03 00:52:59+00:00.
me and my friend were cleaning my mom's house when on the TV, came an ad about something I wasn't really paying attention to. my friend, bea, turned to me and said "sometimes I really get jesus." now, bea (fake name), is an atheist. we've had talks about the existence of a God and all that so I thought we were gonna start talking about it again. I turn to her in full confidence and say, 'yeah i mean dying on the cross for everyone's sins was pretty hype 🤙" followed by "i really think it was chill but also lowkey his dad set him up for failure." at this point I was js kidding around. but after a beat of silence, bea turns to me and says, "so can I tell you something?" me, a fool, thinking she was gonna say something about God, gleefully turns back to her and asks what.
"i was talking about cheezits."
the ad I wasn't paying attention to was an ad about cheezits. I'm a fool. a clown even. I burst into a fit of embarrassed laughter, followed by tears. bea told me she was confused about if cheezits discontinued. cheezits were in fact not discontinued or put on a cross for our sins.
TL;DR cheezits and Jesus sound very similar at 2am.