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Frisbee golf is like golf but with all of the reactionary elements stripped away. Just set up baskets in any given nature area and play, foliage is a feature not a bug.
Conversely American Football is like rugby but with a whole host of reactionary elements tacked on. It's the sport with the highest commercials per minute for a reason.
I'll keep saying this....the superbowl had a kanye ad with nazi shit on the shirt but Palestinian flag on a performance was the one that got panned. Hell kapernick kneeling got more heat than that
I'm a disc-golf enjoyer and we refer to it as The People's Golf.
The reactionary part of frisbee golf is the crackers complaining that they get in the way of their morning jog through the park
Most reactionary is definitely polo, most proletarian is i think football but all professional leagues needs to be burned and remains reeducated (that goes for all big money sports though).
Most proletarian sport?
ICE HOCKEY.
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I have a Tretiak jersey
Reactionary: american football
Prole: soccer, especially HA HA HA HA RONALDINHO SOCCER
Ronaldinho is a zio 😓 i found out the other day
Shit.
I know I just bought his jersey too (knock off but still)
Damn, I honestly haven’t thought of Ronaldinho in years, what a thing to find out. Although he’s probably also a Bolsonaro supporter, supposedly just about every Brazilian sportsperson is.
most proletarian: pancake eating contest followed by dizzy bat race
most reactionary: pickleball
Pickleball is the exception that bucks the rule of 'minuature version of sport > big version'
You just gotta go smaller - table tennis
Golf is the obvious answer for reactionary, but it seems like it could easily be prole? Like, the courses are there, it wouldn't be that hard to provide rental clubs for everyone, set up a system for fair tee times for everyone.
The time investment would be the only real blocker, but in a real DotP, that would hopefully be easier to make available for anyone that wants it.
But also, you know, astroturf the whole place or something. The environmental impact doesn't go away with equal distribution, but it might at least be a little more reasonable if it was something that was for everyone to enjoy.
astroturf the whole place
just use native flora!
I mean I agree, but golf's pretty hard even with fancy trimmed grass. I think playing through a loose natural thicket would very considerably change the game to a different thing altogether.
skill issue (idk never played)
It's definitely golf
Anglos are so uncoordinated that they have to obliterate everything and install a hostile homogeneity across dozens of acres before they can even imagine accurately hitting a ball where they want it to go
Pretty much any sport is going to run the gamut from reactionary to prole, no? Soccer is very prole, any group of folks can kick an improvised object around. On the other end you have fucking FIFA, the definition of reactionary.
Most reactionary: Big game hunting or that thing where inbred *nglo nobles on horses hunt down foxes with dogs
Least reactionary: Probably football
I'm going to say polo or dressage as most reactionary.
I'd say running, or other track and field, as most proletarian.
Reactionary: Chess, you literally larp as a king and send pawns to their death.
Prole: Russian Roulette. Everyone is equal plus Russian is communist.
Golf is most reactionary in terms of real world effects and the damage it causes to environment and municipal layout
"Sport" Hunting is most reactionary in terms of ethos and aesthetics
Soccer is the most proletarian just by reality of numbers
Sometimes I wonder if the most effective leadership-decapitation military strike possible on the United States would actually be a simultaneous bombing (genuinely hypothetically, I am NOT advocating for adventurism) of the top 100 most expensive country clubs at 3pm on a sunny summer Friday.
It would have a noticeable effect, but Golf Courses are so disgustedly bloated and sprawling that even heavy air strikes would have a high chance of missing without real time spotter intelligence (in a Tom Clancy novel of course)
Harrison Ford tried to 9/11 a golf course. Didn't work
Soccer is the most proletarian just by reality of numbers
Another important part of football is how simple it is and how little it takes, you go to any poor village in an African country and you will see kids with a ball kicking it to 2 rocks that represent a goal post, sometimes there's no ball sometimes it's just a bottle.
Motorsports are the most reactionary even if just because of the high cost of even participating. Alternatively, golf, I suppose.
Football (soccer) is by far the most proletarian, even if commercialization has been very successful in the last 25 years.
most reactionary: am*rican football
most proletarian: soccer
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